Gozer_the_Gozerian
Joined: May 30, 2015
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1) How a prone goblin stops an ogre from moving into that square.
2) How a prone ogre stops a goblin from moving into that square.
3) To kill all of my opponent's players in a single game.
4) Fouling a wardancer and killing it. After my opponent saved it with an apothecary, fouling and killing it again.
5) Beating smallman without spending all my inducements.
6) Defeat is just where you put de shoes.
7) Yes, if you consider internet acquaintances friends.
8) Not that I am aware of.
9) Dead sexy.
10) A nice douche.
11) They revel in the clownish antics of my failures, the carnage of my mighty blows and dirty fouls, and the luckiness of my heroic last-ditch attempts to score a touchdown.
12) Anything with Agility 4.
13) Probably orcs and undead, which are supposedly noob-friendly races, so what does that tell you?
14) I don't really know who you are, but your name makes me think: Malmir-y glands (o)(o). For me, this is a good thing, but then again I have a sick mind. |
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PurpleChest
Joined: Oct 25, 2003
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What's your favourite part about the game?
The endless challenge. Tactics, strategy and luck.
What's your least favourite part?
Some of the less humane humans.
What are your 'goals'?
To help keep FUMBBL thriving. personally: to be good at blood bowl.
What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
Using the same Dwarf team from scratch to win tournaments at every level we then had them. 6 different tourneys as the team grew.
What is your best win?
No idea really. Maybe the semi final or quarter final in the major i won. But i dont remember wins much.
What was your worst defeat?
I don't really understand the question. They are all the same and i remember them even less than the wins. So, the last one?
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Yes. Many. Strange but true.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Possibly in the sense of opportunity cost. but no one specifically cited it and formally left me as a friend.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
I'm not bad. And one day hope to be good.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
I try hard to be a nice guy, and feel I often fail.
How do specs relate to you?
I used to be utterly despised and booed at every turn. In the last few years the occasional cheer has crept in.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Chaos Dwarves LRB4. In the current ruleset maybe Goblins or Humans.
What is your most successful race to play as?
Dwarves
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
I have met the man, and he was less socially awkward than I expected.
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bghandras
Joined: Feb 06, 2011
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Aug 31, 2019 - 22:23 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
Be in the zone, be one with the flow.
What's your least favourite part?
Painful scheduling with strangers.
What are your 'goals'?
Once...in the distant future...play a perfect game.
What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
The flow has no memory. It is captured in the moment. Joking. My best memories are all about the community.
What is your best win?
What does best mean? Well for me the best defeat when i defeat myself and improve. The biggest achievement was a tie. I think i worked the most for that.
What was your worst defeat?
Having clicking through a game, dicing the opponent, and waking up the next day not remembering any new findings.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Yes. I have met with a number of them personally.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
No.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
A student of the game.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
Yes... XD...I might be the clown who is telling the truth packed into sarcasm. Some folks see it as helpfulness, while others are bothered.
How do specs relate to you?
A number of coaches are regularly spectating my games. There is a healthy mix among them. Some want me to succeed, others want me to lose, and some want to learn.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Norse.
What is your most successful race to play as?
Undead.
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
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Verminardo
Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Aug 31, 2019 - 23:51 |
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Ok I'll bite.
What's your favourite part about the game?
I quite like how the game sometimes tells a story, but my favourite part about Blood Bowl is clearly the level of tactical depth it has. I have had a couple of epiphanies already and there is room for a couple more.
What's your least favourite part?
Sweltering Heat. Kinda breaks the game.
What are your 'goals'?
I achieved most of my goals here on Fumbbl. I would quite like to play for Germany once in the EuroBowl but the truth is before I retire and the kids move out I really won't have time to play enough international TT tourneys to qualify. Call it a very long term goal then.
What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
Hard to pick one. There was this one time I played anisdrin twice in short order in tourneys. He then stepped out of his way to give me some advice on my coaching, which triggered one of the aforementioned epiphanies. Kind of a Karate Kid moment there.
What is your best win?
Beating Stonetroll's Nurgle with my Wood Elves in a WO qualifier final.
What was your worst defeat?
Losing the quarter final in the same WO to doclystria's Necros after receiving with 11 Wood Elves and 2 RR in overtime.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Indeed I have, some pretty good online friends here on Fumbbl and a bunch of guys I met at Table Top who I'm looking forward to seeing again.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
No, but I've driven some of my friends from playing Blood Bowl because I started playing seriously.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
I think I'm a solid coach, maybe among the 100-200 top coaches round here at my best times. I often lack those last few % of focus and commitment to make me a really great coach, but that's alright, it's how I cope, not just in Blood Bowl.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
My intentions are always good! Really. I do have something of a temper though. But with age I've become much better at balancing it.
How do specs relate to you?
I don't draw as many as the real VIPs but I draw a few sometimes. I have no idea how they react to me as I always play with sound off.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Depends on my mood but I'm gonna go with High Elves.
What is your most successful race to play as?
Pretty much a toss-up between Dark Elves and Wood Elves.
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
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Jim_Fear
Joined: May 02, 2014
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Sep 01, 2019 - 02:29 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
Fluff, logos, painting, pixels, and the juvenile appeal of elves, orcs, and humans playing street football.
What's your least favourite part?
Blood Bowl? Unimaginative team/player names, and boring cookie cutter team build.
Fumbbl? Italian coaches
What are your 'goals'?
To simply get a match in every once in a while.
What is your best Blood Bowl memory?
Winning Smack Brawl XXV.
What is your best win?
My douche-est win involved invoking the awarded-TD-when-your-opponent-cannot-field-any-players rule. Yeah, douche goes all the way to 11.
What was your worst defeat?
Any time you give up prior to the final whistle, that is your worst defeat.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
I have introduced some people to this game, to various levels of success.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
I wish.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
Beautifully mediocre.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
Douche of the highest degree. I do my best to turn in down a little, in-game.
How do specs relate to you?
Boo's at my successes, cheers at my failures. It's cool, I like it that way.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Human, Slann, Skaven, and Pro Elf.
What is your most successful race to play as?
None of the above.
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Sep 01, 2019 - 05:26 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
Making friends
What's your least favourite part?
Opponents with emotional issues and duck n' dodgers.
What are your 'goals'?
Create a unique winning team
What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
Playing fun opponents with the Hellbound Charioteers.
What is your best win?
When I sack a staller, steal the ball, and score.
What was your worst defeat?
Completely had the upperhand in an XFL vampire game, so I stalled 8 rounds (forgot to score, coach failed bonehead roll). Then lost the shoot out roll.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
yes
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
no
How do you rate yourself as a player?
Potentially a great coach, but fails his bonehead roll too often.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
Well, my nickname is ShArktoris ; )
How do specs relate to you?
Most cheer. I seem to draw quite a bit. Probably because I play a lot of high TV games.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Changes from year to year. Right now, chaos. So many good skill combos available.
What is your most successful race to play as?
Norse
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
He has the #1 orc team on Fumbbl! Mr. Fleetwood definitely got his revenge! |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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Sep 01, 2019 - 11:54 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
Have loved Blood Bowl forever simply because of its crazy chaos and mix of sport and fantasy... it has had me hooked for 30yrs.
What's your least favourite part?
Cherrypicking... and I am guilty of it at times.
What are your 'goals'?
Win the leagues I am in, but otherwise have fun.
What is your best Blood Bowl memory?
Playing in Sydney's big TT league in the late 80's on the styrofoam pitch and contributing to mailed out fanzines for the league... 1980's, pre Internet fluff!
What is your best win?
So many games... been playing for years and years, including pretty constantly on fumbbl since 2003... I am old and can't remember!
What was your worst defeat?
Not one game in particular, but I think losing in general isnt a big deal for me as long as the game was played in the right spirit and the chat was good.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Many... made lots of friendships
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Does an ex-wife count?
How do you rate yourself as a player?
Great with some races (Dwarf, Khemri, Undead), attrocious at others (elves of all sorts, particularly DE's)... so i guess i am a bash coach.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
FIGJAM!
How do specs relate to you?
I'm happy to have specs spec my game... i don't care who they're cheering for!
What is your favourite race to play as?
I love Chaos Pact... love the flexibility and the tip of the hat to the old Chaos All Stars.
What is your most successful race to play as?
Dwarf. I love the grind and stall...
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
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Jopotzuki
Joined: Oct 07, 2011
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Sep 01, 2019 - 21:21 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
When you see those dice landing a 10+ on a CAS roll.
What's your least favourite part?
When I make stupid moves and then Nuffle punishes me and I see where I did an oopsie.
What are your 'goals'?
To raise the level of the Finnish national team (Eurobowl).
What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
When I organised the first Mökkibowl (Cottage Bowl). The first group of friends arrive to the venue, a traditional summer cottage in Finland, they are all silent around me and I'm like "????", then they suddenly group-hug me and start cheering!
What is your best win?
The game where I pitch-cleared Quarion8's chaos with my dwarfs.
What was your worst defeat?
Last Eurobowl against English lizardmen with my dwarfs. It was a hard game but eventually my dwarfs started to die and it went downhill pretty fast.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Yes.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
No.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
I think I'm quite average.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
Nice guy.
How do specs relate to you?
I don't know.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Chaos at the moment.
What is your most successful race to play as?
Chaos or Necromantic
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
Malmir is quite a good coach. |
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Nelphine
Joined: Apr 01, 2011
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Sep 01, 2019 - 23:43 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
Legendary Players, with stories and history and drama and rivals.
What's your least favourite part?
Being stupid (such as picking, or throwing a game) to avoid seeing Legendary Players hurt. So then I don't even want to play the Legendary Players.
What are your 'goals'?
To field 11 Legendary Players. To move away from 'Legendary Players' and into the realm of 'Legendary Teams'. One day.
What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
Finding FUMBBL - no others in my area play Bloodbowl, and none of the other options available to me have the full (or close to full) rules implemented
What is your best win?
Getting Scynthe 6 touchdowns in one game, just to prove she was guild leader, without ever even considering that might be possible, after Vallast was generally the better werewolf - game result just matched story perfectly
What was your worst defeat?
Ungors of Krul last game
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Yes, or, I hope so
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
No.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
I pretend I'm above average, but I'm still far too much a pixel hugger; I do everything I can not to let this come out on the pitch though, because when Nuffle says 'nay', the other guy shouldn't feel bad. It's still a game, still fun, and that's what everyone should remember.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
I try to be a positive force for all those in my life.
How do specs relate to you?
Damn it, they don't cheer enough when my elves get fouled. How do you NOT cheer that??
What is your favourite race to play as?
I want it to be lizardmen. But losing a Saurus is SO BLASTED GRR ARGH HOW DO YOU WHANTHGHHSDFHHAASSSFF. Nurgle - but when you smash the hell out of the other team, and they don't make any comments, it's so hard to be like 'yay isn't this fun' without sounding like a douche, and then it's quiet and that's no fun, but I want claws and tentacles on EVERYONE.
So it's gotta be Pro elves - they can die and die and die, and still come back tomorrow, and the other guy might get mad about ridiculously stupid elven plays, but I know the probability, and I know the pain the team goes through, and I'm not massacring the other team and sounding stupid if I still want to have fun banter regardless of in game actions and so I don't feel bad about it, and so it's generally always fun.
What is your most successful race to play as?
By win rate, Undead. But that was entirely before the 6 year gap, so I don't remember whether I could do that again.
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
Mr. Red didn't kill Shindahl! BATTLE OF THE LEGENDS! RRAAAAHHH!!!!! <3 Legendary Players. |
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Nachtogen
Joined: Jan 03, 2004
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Sep 01, 2019 - 23:43 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
That no game is the same, and the skill choosing part
What's your least favourite part?
Probably scheduling games with people that don't respond, but about the game itself, those plays that in your head are perfect and then are snaked on the first, or more annoying, the last move
What are your 'goals'?
Keep helping out as admin, though I've been a bit busier lately, and I want to win some more majors 
What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
Playing the boardgame with my little brother for years and years, with our own leagues with different teams, etc.
What is your best win?
Probably one of my major wins, or the run towards it
What was your worst defeat?
Probably the semi final of UI vs Bazakastine
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Yes. Many. I even visited a couple in other countries over the years
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Don't think so, maybe a girlfriend or two
How do you rate yourself as a player?
On my good days I'm probably good, on my off days not so much. Plus, I'm rather rusty lately
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
Mostly a nice guy, sore loser at times. But my online persona is the same as my real life one more or less
How do specs relate to you?
I guess I don't care much, and if they annoy me I turn the sound off
What is your favourite race to play as?
Chaos
What is your most successful race to play as?
Chaos, according to my both major wins with Cult of Shadows, also my most played team. Some other races work well too for me
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
When I am looking to spec a game and he's playing, I mostly spectate it, since I like most of his plays, certainly with frogs. And no, I'm not the boo'er |
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akuku88
Joined: Sep 07, 2015
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Sep 02, 2019 - 01:21 |
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1. What's your favourite part about the game?
Excitement and player development
2. What's your least favourite part?
Getting diced
3. What are your 'goals'?
Having fun, that's it
4. What is your best Bloodbowl memory?
Evening the score (2v2) of one game playing as Vampires. It was late in 2nd half of the game. I had one reroll. The ball was in MY touchdown zone. My team managed to pick it up from there, pass it to another player, then hand over to the third one who scored. Pick up roll, dodge or three, around 3 GFIs, pass, catch pass, catch handover. Maaan I loved that action.
5. What is your best win?
Not direct win, but made the opponent broken on aso many level (demotivated, lost a solid roadblock for the match etc). Killing a +2ST +1MV +1doubles skill Tomb Guardian. 
6. What was your worst defeat?
I don't care about losing anymore.
7.Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Not really.
8.Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Bloodbowl?
Luckily no.
9. How do you rate yourself as a player?
4/10
10. How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
Nice guy 10/10
11. How do specs relate to you?
You mean spectators? Dunno, I guess they are laughing at me a lot.
12. What is your favourite race to play as?
Chaos Renegades
13. What is your most successful race to play as?
Chaos Dwarves
14. Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
You're doing great. Keep it up! |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Sep 02, 2019 - 09:49 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
Der grewpiez an der muney.
What's your least favourite part?
Wen wun o yer ladz get skwished an a bit of im endz up on yer klothes.
What are your 'goals'?
Ter prove ter everywun dat uz gobbos iz der besterest race in der wurld.
What is your best Blood Bowl memory?
Formin der Tide in dat pub all dem years ago.
What is your best win?
Dat wun in der Fumbbl kup.
What was your worst defeat?
Dat bluddy skwirrel oo keepz nikkin our ball at trainin, i karnt katch der git.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Loadz mush, but speshully me pet squig Nige, i luvz er.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Poor ole Greeda Stinkbreath, wot a legend ee woz.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
I iz der brainz o dis operashun so i doant play i koach.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
I iz grate but i ent a man so i dunno.
How do specs relate to you?
Dey ent related ter me, dey iz just peeple oo turn up ter wotch der match.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Gobbos
What is your most successful race to play as?
Gobbos
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
No, ee iz a gitface. |
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Throweck
Joined: Feb 23, 2013
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Sep 02, 2019 - 11:23 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
The versatility, the ups and downs, the crazy plays
What's your least favourite part?
Dealing with un-needed admin tickets, especially renaming players
What are your 'goals'?
Keep the FUMBBL podcast going and give back to the community that gave me a lot.
What is your best Blood Bowl memory?
Currently the UKTC when team FUMBBL had their debut.
What is your best win?
The fact that I win is a blessing in it's self!
What was your worst defeat?
When I first joined the site, akaRenton pitch cleared my dark elves with his flings. Also one of my best bits.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Yes, some have become close friends in RL.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
No, but a few have stopped playing.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
I rate myself on a scale of 0-1.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
General nice chap that likes to give back to the community but can also fall into a grump now and again.
How do specs relate to you?
Mixed I think. Unfortunately as an admin you can make some enemies.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Underworld
What is your most successful race to play as?
Hmmm, ignoring just FUMBBL stats, possibly lizardmen
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
Met the man in RL. Lovely bloke. I gave him a t-shirt to wear with his name on it but he insisted on paying for it. Top fella. |
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Kzarik
Joined: Sep 25, 2016
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Sep 02, 2019 - 16:49 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
Challenge is a huge part to me. Devising the plan and then improvising when that goes to hell. Learning to team build was a close second.
What's your least favourite part?
While I'm not a pixel hugger, seeing the accumulated effort to make star players go down hurts as I don't have the time to spend that others obviously do.
What are your 'goals'?
Immediate goals: Make NBFL Playoffs, Win my leagues. Long term: Win a Major
What is your best Blood Bowl memory?
Back to back NCBB championships. Close second was playing Menonaloco at about 2am and losing horribly, but having a ton of fun.
What is your best win?
Beating Jokaero's 5 legend vamps in a Major Qualifier with my Chaos Dwarves.
What was your worst defeat?
First league match ever 2k TV Amazons versus my rookie Chaos Pact. Brutal.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Many folks from the NA scene are friends now. Even met one while at a conference.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Since I only play online and haven't had any falling out here. Nope.
How do you rate yourself as a player?
Lots of potential with some of it realized.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
The folks at my Church thought highly enough to make me a Deacon so I suppose I must be a nice guy. I do have standards and ethics though that sometimes offend people.
How do specs relate to you?
Depends on the environment. Where I've already had success, I've started getting more boos. Think humans are weirdly attracted to underdog stories.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Lizards and Skaven, currently, but Wood Elves making a push.
What is your most successful race to play as?
2 titles with Lizardmen and have a tourney win with Orcs so those two.
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
Said in my best PC voice...I hear he's a lovely chap. |
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Timetis
Joined: Mar 31, 2014
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Sep 02, 2019 - 20:13 |
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What's your favourite part about the game?
I really enjoy being presented with an interesting puzzle, which you can solve by gambling with your pieces. Bloodbowl is a great mix of strategy, chance and RPG.
What's your least favourite part?
Playing games that are dominated by early casualties/ko's so much either team ends up with very few actual player turns.
What are your 'goals'?
I'd love to reach a major final once.
What is your best Blood Bowl memory?
Just after joining FUMBBL, my very average humans had a decent run in the FUMBBL cup, and their matches got a load of specs and cheers. This was an exciting welcome to the FUMBBL community.
What is your best win?
This one comes to mind; JimmyFantastics nurgle trying to get 1 spp versus my last remaining player. This was great as well. Last turn double skull kills Calciums legendary killer.
What was your worst defeat?
This was humbling.
Have you gained friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
I like to think I've got some good rapport with league mates and regular box opponents.
Have you lost friends/acquaintances from playing Blood Bowl?
Nope
How do you rate yourself as a player?
I'm pretty good. But I take too much risks, and am inconsistent.
How do you rate yourself as a man (are you a douche or a nice guy)?
I'm nice. In game I usually don't mind losing games or players and like to chat a bit.
How do specs relate to you?
Mostly positive I think. Ofc my elves get a lot of /stomp. But I feel people like my risky playstyle.
What is your favourite race to play as?
Humans and Pro Elfs
What is your most successful race to play as?
High Elfs
Say something nice about Malmir to pep up his fragile ego...
Whenever I manage to beat Malmir I feel like I've cheated. |
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