"spend the first few seconds of the turn quickly knocking down a player and surrounding him with 7 assists. select your dp..... then stop. do nothing for the next 3 1/2 minuites. when your opponent types "hello?" reply "shhh. im working out tactics too complicated for your feble mind". in the last few seconds foul him.
repeat for the following 16 turns. write a match report suggesting your opponent is tactical retarded"
--- yeah. do this. then you get reported for intentional delay of game and get banhammahed.