PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Jun 06, 2013 - 17:56 |
 
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** Milford from the FCC **
The mootland is all decked out for the FCC. Every hamlet and village has laid out a 2 month long buffett line to celebrate. Every night, live bands and kegs of beer. It is a Blood Bowl spectacle of titanic proportions. In fact you could say it is the largest tail gate party of all time. The FCC in one respect is all about the fan. The games are the breaks between main courses and steins of beer. So if you have a week to spend on a drinking and eating binge you need to head on down to the mootland and take part of the FCC.
The Chaos flings have invaded the mootland. The dark cousins from the north once again invade their ancient homeland to wreck a terrible vegence and bring with them there dreaded and feared chaos haggis. In fact this year one chaos chef is going to enter a vegan Haggis to the grand championship! Needless to say the chaotic nature of vegan haggis is to mind boggling insane for a fling to handle. It might just win best dish of the FCC because the judges will be to discombobulated by the vegan chaos haggis and just award it best dish.
But I digress. As I mentioned above the FCC is all about food, drink, fun and one big buffet party. BUT there is a serious Blood Bowl tournament going on around here. So here they are....the qualifier picks.
XVI: This is a tough one. On the coin flip...Battle [S]hip
XV: Dawson Creek Hellbillies
XIV: Krusty Kritters...Grandfatherd Goblins are to much to handle. Let the debate RAGE!!!! and the moaning and complaining.
XIII:Flaming Telepaths
XII: Buff Rowdy Squigs
XI: Gnob Rampage
X: Never Bite on the first Date
IX: Dai-Skyren
VIII: Drachenfels Coachmen
VII: Pestilencerz
VI: Battle of the Squig Herders.....Squigly Sguags
V: Malefic Putrescence
IV: Bad-epts
III: Hospital
II: Squiging we will go
I: Gnomes down under in this one....but....An Unspeakable Horror arises and takes the qualifier from the red hats.
So there we go..the Qualifier picks..now put down the turkey leg. Grab your mini keg of beer and head on down to the stadium to watch some FCC action. Public Intox is actually encouraged so anybody found sober by the end of the first half will be forced to chug a 60oz mug of beer.
Lets have some fun. |
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baelnic
Joined: May 27, 2011
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Jun 06, 2013 - 19:09 |
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ElanTheBard
Joined: May 05, 2006
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Jun 06, 2013 - 19:37 |
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I don't know if my team will do a great tournament or not, and honestly i don't care.
Smashing to Oblivion has already won just for getting 4 free games without having to collect a bunch of rejections in the game finder!
ALL HAIL WALLCAS!
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Jun 06, 2013 - 19:41 |
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Its a good thing I am working on another team. Have to face oblivion in my qualifier. |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Jun 06, 2013 - 19:46 |
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Painstate....predicting your own team. Do you know something the rest of us don't?  |
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xnoelx
Joined: Jun 05, 2012
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Jun 06, 2013 - 20:00 |
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| PainState wrote: | ** Milford from the FCC **
I: Gnomes down under in this one....but....An Unspeakable Horror arises and takes the qualifier from the red hats. |
Wait, what? I suspect Milford had been at the Vegan Haggis himself. He'd have to be discombobulated to pick me. And my chances are noticeably lowered by Yog-Sothoth having -AV, -AV. He rarely manages to play more than a few turns. My money's on the_Sage's Dwarfling Bombers for Group I. |
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BillBrasky
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Jun 06, 2013 - 20:01 |
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Ignore the Goblins behind the curtain... |
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baelnic
Joined: May 27, 2011
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Jun 06, 2013 - 20:03 |
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| BillBrasky wrote: | | Ignore the Goblins behind the curtain... |
I'm actually thrilled your in my group Bill. This way I'm guaranteed to play a grandfathered goblin side and it will make it MUCH easier to complete my Pygmy line in the Stunty Box. |
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mister__joshua
Joined: Jun 20, 2007
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| baelnic wrote: | The first David vs. Goliath match will likely be played today at 23:00 BBT. 900TV in inducements, basically a whole team of inducements.
Chocolate Factory All-Stars vs. Anthropophagy
Enjoy the game! |
I'm looking forward to it. Every one of their games so far has been played at a massive TV deficit so I'm used to it. I'm easily the minnow of the group but I'd hope to upset at least one of you
I'm pm you as soon as I'm on. Might be 30 mins late |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Jun 06, 2013 - 20:14 |
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| BillBrasky wrote: | | Ignore the Goblins behind the curtain... |
Well no horrors in that group so they're in with a chance...........rumour has it, their head coach goes all Youzhny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrgKTYIvWCo when the bombs start flying. |
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BillBrasky
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Jun 06, 2013 - 20:27 |
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Oh HM. You are so correct! |
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Espionage
Joined: Jun 08, 2005
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Jun 07, 2013 - 00:13 |
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| PainState wrote: | ** Milford from the FCC **
II: Squiging we will go
Lets have some fun. |
In 8 years on and off on this site one of my goals has always been to be mentioned in a Milford broadcast. Cross another one of the bucket list. But serious, have you ever seen me play? |
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DaveH
Joined: Sep 23, 2008
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Jun 07, 2013 - 02:16 |
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Every timne I don't see my team mentioned in one of these threads I die a little on the inside! |
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baelnic
Joined: May 27, 2011
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Jun 07, 2013 - 02:24 |
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| DaveH wrote: | | Every timne I don't see my team mentioned in one of these threads I die a little on the inside! |
The Candy Wood Cannibals will win their first game.
Don't say I never did nothin' fur ya. |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Jun 07, 2013 - 02:48 |
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| Ryld wrote: | I don't know if my team will do a great tournament or not, and honestly i don't care.
Smashing to Oblivion has already won just for getting 4 free games without having to collect a bunch of rejections in the game finder! |
\o/ |
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