PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Nov 09, 2016 - 19:43 |
 
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Blood Sea Buccaneers go down in flames in the third round as a avalanche of 1/9 fails sinks the Bucs chances.
In the grand tradition of the Buccaneers. Coach walks into the locker room after the match and FIRES 6 PLAYERS!!!!!!
Johnny 'Blood Bowl' Manziel II saw this one coming from a mile away and before coach could fire him he went off in the locker room.
Manziel grabs a bottle of tequila and drinks the entire bottle in one gulp. Then grabs a bong and hits a full bowel in one hit. He then turns to the team
"F this S&^$% IAM OUT!!!!!"
manziel in a full sprint leaves the locker room. Last news of Manziel is that he has descended on the row of a 100 taverns and plans on a 2 week "bender" on the row to get his mind wrapped around this loss.
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The Great Maw sits in his comfy chair watching the Buccaneers implode in the FC. He sets his glass of jack daniels on ice down and contemplates, reflects and wonders if it is time to recall Gromstomp back to him.
Is the time of Gromstomp finally at an end? Will the legend ogre be sucked into a vortex of chaos and returned to the Great Maw? |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Nov 09, 2016 - 20:57 |
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Oh my!
The Great Maw is just playing with us at this point now.
Buccaneers stagger out of the bar raging drunk and pick a Blood Bowl fight. Next thing we know we are rolling double skulls, 1/9 fails and 1"s all over the place. Gromstomp gets the 8 assist DP foul to the head and the Great Maw sends down a lightning bolt on top of it and blows up Gromstomp into a thousand shards of ground beef. The fans recoil in disgust and astonishment as the big guy literally blows up!
Coach sits down in the dug out and contemplates firing all the remaining gimps and starting over from square 1.
Went into the FC at 2300 TV and now three matches later the team might just go down into the 1200 TV range....Coach has a itchy trigger finger when it comes to firing gimps at this point. |
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Malmir
Joined: May 20, 2008
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Nov 09, 2016 - 21:03 |
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Fire the whole lot except the 'madman' and build a team of nutters. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Nov 09, 2016 - 21:11 |
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| Malmir wrote: | | Fire the whole lot except the 'madman' and build a team of nutters. |
Coach checks his twitter feed in the dug out and reads these words of wisdom.
Maybe it is time to fire all the gimps and go down to a 3 man squad and build back up.
Coach looks to the heavens and just shakes his head. 5 matches ago the Bucs had a 16 man squad. Coach reaches under the dug out bench and pulls out his reserve stash of whiskey and starts pouring shots. |
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DeathRollerDAD
Joined: Oct 02, 2014
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Nov 10, 2016 - 09:56 |
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Race split after Round 3
1 Chaos 8/16 (.500)
2 Nurgle 5/9 (.556)
3 Wood Elf 5/12 (.417)
4 Dark Elf 5/15 (.333)
5 Dwarf 5/20 (.250)
6 Orc 5/23 (.217)
7 Vampire 4/9 (.444)
8 Chaos Dwarf 4/10 (.400)
9 Necromantic 4/13 (.308)
10 Elf 3/9 (.333)
11 Human 3/18 (167)
12 High Elf 2/11 (.182)
13 Lizardman 2/11 (.182)
14 Undead 2/13 (.154)
15 Skaven 2/15 (.133)
16 Ogre 1/3 (.333)
17 Slann 1/5 (.200)
18 Amazon 1/5 (.200)
19 Halfling 1/5 (.200)
20 Goblin 1/11 (.091)
21 Chaos Pact 0/4 -R3-
22 Norse 0/6 -R3-
23 Khemri 0/9 -R3-
24 Underworld 0/4 -R2- |
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akaRenton
Joined: Apr 15, 2008
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Nov 10, 2016 - 10:39 |
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| Malmir wrote: | | Fire the whole lot except the 'madman' and build a team of nutters. |
+1 |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Nov 10, 2016 - 15:26 |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Nov 10, 2016 - 15:27 |
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Pickers Challenge Entry Card Round #4
5pt pick:
4pt pick:
3pt survivor pick;
2pt pick:
1pt pick:
Speculation Bets
#1 Pick the perfect card: (10pts)
#2 If you pick Kaboom or Beat em you will get double points for your pick. IE: You make Kaboom your 5 pt pick and they win...you get 10 points |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Nov 10, 2016 - 15:29 |
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** I will have the score card updated through Round #3 later today ** |
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okostomi
Joined: Dec 27, 2006
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Nov 10, 2016 - 15:35 |
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What a pressure on the gobboos. The game is planned for Sunday 19h, come to throw rocks on the stinkers! |
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Khor_Varik
Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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Nov 10, 2016 - 15:51 |
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Pickers Challenge Entry Card Round #4
5pt pick: Boys in the Hoods
4pt pick: RC Underdark
3pt pick: Somethin' For The Weak End
2pt pick: donny's dwarfs
1pt pick: Deck of Dragons |
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akaRenton
Joined: Apr 15, 2008
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Nov 10, 2016 - 16:08 |
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Pickers Challenge Entry Card Round #4
5pt pick: Something for the Weak End
4pt pick: Boys in the Hoods
3pt survivor pick: Guinguetus Narvalis
2pt pick: Evil Lego
1pt pick: Mektummys
Speculation Bets
#1 Pick the perfect card: (10pts)
#2 If you pick Kaboom or Beat em you will get double points for your pick. IE: You make Kaboom your 5 pt pick and they win...you get 10 points |
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thebursar
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Nov 10, 2016 - 17:00 |
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Pickers Challenge Entry Card Round #4
5pt pick: Something for the Weak End
4pt pick: Not Replaceable
3pt survivor pick: Zharr-Naggrund Warrior Academy
2pt pick: Guinguetus Narvalis
1pt pick: Boys in the Hoods |
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Rbthma
Joined: Jan 14, 2009
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Nov 10, 2016 - 17:36 |
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Pickers Challenge Entry Card Round #4
5pt pick: Boys in the Hoods
4pt pick: donn's dwarfs
3pt survivor pick;Skymall Ballers
2pt pick: Beat em or Beat em
1pt pick: Kaboom is our way of life
Speculation Bets
#1 Pick the perfect card: (10pts)
#2 If you pick Kaboom or Beat em you will get double points for your pick. IE: You make Kaboom your 5 pt pick and they win...you get 10 points |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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Nov 10, 2016 - 18:06 |
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5pt pick: Guinguetus Narvalis
4pt pick: Baumschinitzer "16
3pt survivor pick; Bad Luck sux
2pt pick: RC Underdark
1pt pick: Eyre Faery
Speculation Bets
#1 Pick the perfect card: (10pts)
#2 If you pick Kaboom or Beat em you will get double points for your pick. IE: You make Kaboom your 5 pt pick and they win...you get 10 points |
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