spinball
Joined: Jul 01, 2004
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Sep 02, 2008 - 06:57 |
 
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I generally don't think of fouling unless I have a dirty player, then if I do I just foul because I hate not using a skill....
I don't remember who said that one but I had it saved somewhere |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Sep 02, 2008 - 09:32 |
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I tend to say "My DP is for protection, like a condom". Then when I foul on the first turn and am questioned I say "What good is a condom if I don't use it until I hear a splat?"
~Meech. |
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Mithrilpoint
Joined: Mar 16, 2004
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Sep 02, 2008 - 09:40 |
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"Never challenge a noob. He will just pull you down to his level and beat you on experience".
Not sure of the author, maybe Trog. |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Sep 02, 2008 - 09:46 |
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00:05] <;@Manbush> hey Paul, how long has it been since we played>?
[00:06] <;@paulhicks> errr.... thats a scary question after your comments about beating your d**k bushy 
[00:06] <;@Manbush> hehehe
[00:07] <;@paulhicks> seriously dude... ive told ya... if i find out your cranking it while we play thats really gonna ruin the "Splooosh" sound for me
[00:07] <Gus> OMFG
[00:07] <;@Manbush> LMAO
[00:07] <Gus> ROFL |
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Winterland
Joined: Jun 11, 2005
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Sep 02, 2008 - 09:48 |
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A friend of mine once said: Your amazing amount of luck wants me to punch my dog. But hell, i know he has the bigger balls. He`ll bite back! Muhahaha |
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spubbbba
Joined: Jul 31, 2006
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Sep 02, 2008 - 21:00 |
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| Kill-Kill wrote: | | WarriorTsuke wrote: |
"Chick chick chicken" - some weirdo's warcry arguing with 50 coaches on irc after a crappy win |
That would be albator2001, who is a crappy coach as well.
EDIT: Ooopps.... Unintentional thread-o-mancy, I swear |
Well i find this one very appropriate Kill-Kill
<Purplegoo> NECRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
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pt0510
Joined: Dec 15, 2007
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Sep 02, 2008 - 21:23 |
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from sillysod:
Have you ever tried swatting a fly? Its pretty darn hard.
Luckily, modern hoovers have a nice suction on them so you can just snuff them outa the air. I hope flies never survive so they won't breed into hoover resistant super creatures.... maybe this could be some kind of secret weapon? A giant stunty killing hoover. |
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Idolen
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Sep 02, 2008 - 22:35 |
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Tur att du inte har mb på dina spelare, då hade jag kunnat bli skadad : )
Detta efter 1Bh, 2 Si och 1 Rip samt några Ko
Good thing you dont have MB on your players, then I could have got injured
Said by yours truly after 1 Bh 2 Si and 1 kill plus some KO's in this game:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1727514 |
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Pirrekurr
Joined: Mar 11, 2004
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Sep 02, 2008 - 22:41 |
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I have collected the following quotes from my time here:
"Give a man 1000k and he'll play for a week.
Show a man how to crowdpush and he'll play for the rest of his life." - Optihut
"It is never too late to lose a game." - Pirrekurr (Yes, I know I'm full of myself, but when you say something good you have to hold on to it)
"FUMBBL: Come for the Blood Bowl - Stay for the whine" - Pac
"did you know, that if the worst thing that happens to you is you roll a bunch of 1's and your computer pixels die then you should consider it a damn good day." -PaulHicks
"Nuffle Sucks!!! " - thesquig
"Bloodbowl is a comedy game. Remember that, and you'll give into frustration less often." - Chewie
"um, why is your avatar a lady's boot?" - Snappy_Dresser (to Prasomchai)
"Because I'm a Snappy_Dresser" - Prasomchai (to Snappy_Dresser)
"I'm Macavity, I make things cool." - Macavity
"the better the player is the more important it is not to keep him when he niggles." - Cloggy |
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DeMoorck
Joined: Aug 05, 2003
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Sep 02, 2008 - 22:45 |
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"spend the first few seconds of the turn quickly knocking down a player and surrounding him with 7 assists. select your dp..... then stop. do nothing for the next 3 1/2 minuites. when your opponent types "hello?" reply "shhh. im working out tactics too complicated for your feble mind". in the last few seconds foul him.
repeat for the following 16 turns. write a match report suggesting your opponent is tactical retarded" - Paul Hicks from the how to be a bastig thread |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Sep 02, 2008 - 22:49 |
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| DeMoorck wrote: | "spend the first few seconds of the turn quickly knocking down a player and surrounding him with 7 assists. select your dp..... then stop. do nothing for the next 3 1/2 minuites. when your opponent types "hello?" reply "shhh. im working out tactics too complicated for your feble mind". in the last few seconds foul him.
repeat for the following 16 turns. write a match report suggesting your opponent is tactical retarded" - Paul Hicks from the how to be a bastig thread |
id forgotten that one
must go back and read that thread again at some point |
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Peter_Thorpe
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Sep 02, 2008 - 23:43 |
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Peter_Thorpe
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Sep 02, 2008 - 23:45 |
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| paulhicks wrote: | 00:05] <;@Manbush> hey Paul, how long has it been since we played>?
[00:06] <;@paulhicks> errr.... thats a scary question after your comments about beating your d**k bushy
[00:06] <;@Manbush> hehehe
[00:07] <;@paulhicks> seriously dude... ive told ya... if i find out your cranking it while we play thats really gonna ruin the "Splooosh" sound for me
[00:07] <Gus> OMFG
[00:07] <;@Manbush> LMAO
[00:07] <Gus> ROFL |
LMFAO
| Mithrilpoint wrote: | "Never challenge a noob. He will just pull you down to his level and beat you on experience".
Not sure of the author, maybe Trog. |
Wasnt that MrMojo?
| Quote: | [08:16] <dudecool48> this is very poor sevice, can i ask the name of the person above you i can speak with?
[08:16] <;@mikafreak> Yes certainly
[08:16] <;@mikafreak> peikko is above me and the site owner is Christer.
[08:16] <dudecool48> young man, i am not amused by your lack of politeness
[08:16] *** dudecool48 (~dudecool4@ppp-58.11.80.97.revip2.asianet.co.th) left () |
There is no better quote than this...he clearly knew somthing we didnt  xD |
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funnyfingers
Joined: Nov 13, 2005
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Sep 03, 2008 - 01:57 |
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Not from Fumbbl, but real life quote at work:
A woman at my work was on the phone with a man named Richard and said, "Do you prefer Dick." She didn't realize what she said at first until I started laughing and told her. |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Sep 03, 2008 - 02:01 |
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<Ninjabob> up for a game? Your War Mauls v. my Irresistible Force?
<Arktoris> sounds good
<Ninjabob> you're the only coach on gamefinder that isn't in love with fouling
<Arktoris> apparently
<Arktoris> proxy = ilovefouling
<Ninjabob> omw |
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