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| KPL |
| Oh, yeah, Iam in. |
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46% |
[ 70 ] |
| Iam outta here |
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17% |
[ 26 ] |
| PIE: is this a pointless poll or what? |
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36% |
[ 54 ] |
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| Total Votes : 150 |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Mar 11, 2015 - 02:19 |
 
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| NerdBird wrote: | | For some reason I am getting pop-up notifications of KPL messages but my inbox is empty....hmm. |
Evils tricks of the false prophet. Do not be swayed. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 11, 2015 - 02:26 |
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Rah-Ma has been informed and his guys are on it. They believe this is PM interference from the Black Pyramid outside of town.
Most likely a ploy of the Prophet to sow seeds of discontent with the citizens of Khemri over their PM's. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 11, 2015 - 02:42 |
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Rah-Ma scans the coaches bench area and it is empty at this point. He collects the wicker baskets and takes them to a back room with a throng of officials from the Prophets and Settra's camps.
He emerges 10 minutes later and addresses the throng of supporters for each side.
Fans of the KPL!!!
The KPL draft will commence shortly. The officials are sorting the draft lists, completing the draft order and will announce the draft in the next hour.
More beer and grub is located outside the palace for your enjoyment.
Rah-Ma walks up to Settra and whispers something in his ear. Settra gives a steely eyed gaze at the Prophet. Raises his voice and calls for a serving wench to bring him his stein of mead.
KPL draft results will be posted tomorrow. KPL action will kick off by the end of the week |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 11, 2015 - 16:44 |
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Draft sheets are being compiled, lists formed and the Draft will be announced later on today
Roll Call of Declarations (Draft Sheet submitted)
Coach Pythrr declares for the Prophet
Coach Azure declares for Tomb King Settra
Coach PainStats declare for Tomb King Settra
Coach NerdBird declares for the Prophet
Coach Wallenstein declares for the Prophet
Coach BillBrasky declares for Tomb King Settra
Coach Valen declares for the Prophet
Coach Cowhead declares for the Prophet.
Coach Beeros declares for the Prophet
Coach Whatball declares for Settra
Coach m0gw41 declares for Settra
Coach Ryanfitz declares for the Prophet
Coach Mossbeard declares for the Prophet
Coach Nightbird declares for Settra
Coach Awanbawamb declares for the Prophet
Coach Bazakastine declares for the Settra
Coach chimp2010 declares for Settra
3 coaches did not declare |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 11, 2015 - 19:45 |
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Throne Room of Tomb King Settra
The doors to the draft room opens up and a host of officials come walking out. In their hands they carry the draft results for the teams who have declared for Tomb King Settra. They inform the crowd that the draft lists for the Prophet will take some more time.
Rah-Ma accepts the list for Tomb King Settra and approaches the Dais.
Fans of the KPL!!!
Here are the draft results for the teams who have declared for Tomb King Settra.
The draft order that was set by the committee as thus.
#1 Sons of Dracul
#2 Beremas Bone Shakers
#3 Numas Nummulites
#4 Lahmia Impalers
#5 Bhagar Dune Raiders
#6 Lybaras Wolves
#7 Ka-Sabar Bedouin
The three teams who did not declare have been deemed to declare for Tomb King Settra and will draft in a supplemental draft after the 7 who have declared.
Let us commence with the draft for Tomb King Settra’s followers.
#1 Sons of Dracul draft: Vampire: Frenzy, Jugger, MightyBlow, PilingOn and Tackle
#2 Beremas Bone Shakers draft: Tomb Guardian: Ball and Chain, Sure Feet and Sprint
#3 Numas Nummulites draft: Skeleton: Stab and Stakes
#4 Lahmia Impalers draft: Thrall: Chainsaw and StandFirm
#5 Bhagar Dune Raiders draft: Throw-Ra: Bombs and Accurate
#6 Lybaras Wolves draft: Zombie: Chainsaw
#7 Ka-Sabar Bedouin draft: Mummy: Guard and Block
#8 Ka-Sabar Bedouin draft; Wight: Tackle and Diving Tackle
#9 Lybaras Wolves draft: Werewolf: MightyBlow
#10 Bhagar Dune Raiders draft: Blitz-Ra: Guard
#11Lahmia Impalers draft: Vampire: Block, Dodge and DumpOff
#12 Numas Nummulites draft: Skeleton: Stab and Block
#13 Beremas Bone Shakers draft: Tomb Guardian: MightyBlow, PileOn, BreakTackle and Guard
#14 Sons of Dracul draft: vampire: MightyBlow, Guard and StandFirm
Here is the Supplemental of the undeclared teams:
#1 Barnsley Tomb Guardians: Tomb Guardian: Guard, StandFirm and Block
#2 Rasetra Reavers: Blitz-Ra; Dodge and Tackle
#3 Lybaras Sand Pounders: Skeleton: Block
#4 Lybaras Sand Pounders: Skeleton: Block
#5 Rasetra Reavers: Tomb Guardian BreakTackle, Dodge and Guard
#6 Barnsley Tomb Guardians: Blitz-ra: Dodge
#7 Barnsley Tomb Guarians are allowed a sip from Settras elixir of Khemri Buff: Throw-Ra +AG
#8 Numas Night Terrors draft: Vampire: Accurate, Safe Throw and Strong Arm
#9 Numas Night Terrors draft: Vampire: SureFeet, Block and dodge.
The crowd hangs on every declaration from Rah-Ma. When he finishes the draft results a chorus of cheers and boos and hurts rings out.
The crowd is very excited as the spectators are talking about the winners and losers in the draft. Who upgraded and who bloated their TV with pointless draft picks.
Rah-Ma leaves the dais to collect the draft results for the teams who have declared for the Prophet. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 11, 2015 - 20:43 |
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Dune Raiders are crushed they did not get their Ball and Chain, surefeet and Sprint Tomb Guardian. |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Mar 12, 2015 - 00:39 |
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The Bedouin are furious they didn't get anymore saws. Payback time... |
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Beerox
Joined: Feb 14, 2008
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Mar 12, 2015 - 06:25 |
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2 skeletons with block?
May as well give the Sand Pounders the trophy right now |
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m0gw41
Joined: Jun 12, 2012
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Mar 12, 2015 - 10:42 |
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WANTED: Weaponsmith.
Numas Nummulites are seeking a talented weaponsmith to maintain our new arsenal of weaponry. Must bring own stake sharpener, whetstone and chainsaw oil. No time wasters please. |
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chimp2010
Joined: Jul 01, 2011
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Mar 12, 2015 - 11:02 |
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Another 2 drafted Tomb Guardians for the Bone Shakers! LOS is gonna be fearsome this season (Especially as one of them has come with some extra attachments!)
Whheeeeeeeeee!!!! |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 12, 2015 - 15:48 |
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Throne Room of Tomb King Settra
the doors to the draft room opens up and the remaining official come walking out with the draft list. There was obviously some argument in the back room as some of the officials are giving dark looks at each other. Rah-ma scans the room and see’s coach Pythrr, who is lounging in the back of the hall with a stein of ale in his hand, gives a nod and a mock toast to one of the officials.
Rah-Ma is handed the draft sheets and he scans them. Looks up at coach Pythrr and notices the official who Pythirr made eye contact with and toasted is now whispering something into the Prophets ear. The Prophet lets out a big smile and pats the official on the back.
Let the Draft COMMENCE!!!! The draft will continue with the roll call of the Prophets defectors.
The Prophet gives Rah-Ma the “eye” for such a slight but lets it pass, it is all going to the plan
Draft order for the followers of the Prophet
#1 Ka-Sabar Warriors
#2 Numas Steelers
#3 Blood of the Prophet
#4 Numas Outlaws
#5 Zandri Scurvy Dogs
#6 Raesetra Epicurean Club
#7 Quatar Heretics
#8 Ka-Sabar Conquerors
#9 Quatar NOBNIBBLERS
The room goes silent as Rah-Ma approaches the dais and declares the draft for the followers of the Prophet
#1 Ka-Sabar Warriors draft: Wight: Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Tackle and Stripball
#2 Numas Steelers draft: Tomb Guardian: FoulApperance, MightyBlow, Disturbing Pressence and Guard
#3 Blood of the Prophet drafts: Vampire: VeryLong legs, Leap and Dodge
#4 Numas Outlaws drafts: Vampire: FoulApperance, Fend, Block, SideStep and TwoHeads
#5 Zandri Scurvy Dogs drafts: Werewolf: Jugger, MightyBlow, PileOn and Tackle
#6 Rasetra Epicurean Club drafts: Vampire: Claw, PileOn, Frenzy and Wild Animal
#7 Quatar Heretics Drafts: Tomb Guardian: Claw
#8 Ka-Sabar Conquerors drafts: The VOODOO DOLL!!! (Zombie) +ST, +ST, Tentacles, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Wild Animal, Frenzy, Claw, Break tackle, Stunty and titchy.
#9 Quatar Nobnibblers drafts: Zombie: Chainsaw and Dodge
#10 Quatar Nobnibblers drafts: Zombie: Chainsaw
#11 Ka-Sabar Conquerors drafts: Zombie: Stab and Stakes
#12 Quatar Heretics drafts: Tomb Guardian: FoulApperance, Guard and MightyBlow
#13 Rasetra Epicurean Club Drafts: Thrall: Bombs and Nerves of Steel
#14 Zandri Scurvy Dogs Drafts: Zombie: Stab and Block
#15 Numas Outlaws Drafts: Vampire: StrongArm, Accurate and SafeThrow
#16 Blood of the Prophet Drafts: Vampire: Dodge and TwoHeads
#17 Numas Steelers Drafts: Throw-Ra: Block and Dodge
#18 Ka-Sabar Warriors drafts: Wight: Ball and Chain and MightyBlow
#19 Numas Steelers are allowed a sip from the elixir of Khemri Buff...+AG
The Throne room is going bonkers at the results. Did the Nobnibblers just steal the draft or did they doom themselves by not upgrading the roster with real talent?
I will be working behind the scenes getting the master list ready for coach WhatBall to add all the draft picks onto your rosters and so forth. Keep your eyes open on your PM’s in case some issue comes up with your team. |
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Mossbeard
Joined: Jul 03, 2005
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Mar 12, 2015 - 16:32 |
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Wow I can't believe that 7 other coaches passed on the Voodoo doll AND both chainsaws. Then those filthy Nobnibblers swoop in and steal both saws, very shocking draft results. |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 12, 2015 - 16:46 |
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#9 Quatar Nobnibblers drafts: Zombie: Chainsaw and Dodge
#10 Quatar Nobnibblers drafts: Zombie: Chainsaw
YOU ARE ALL DOOMED
BAH, BUT I WAS ONE OFF the VOODOO DOLL!!!! |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 12, 2015 - 16:51 |
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hehe, did people actually remember the PO rules (risk of being ko-ed) in KPL?
Mwahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaa! |
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awambawamb
Joined: Feb 17, 2008
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Mar 12, 2015 - 18:51 |
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indeed my draft was random - but not bad at all.
a zombie pirate with a pointy sword and the usual killer wolf, ready to die in the 2nd match |
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