PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 17:12 |
 
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Throne Room of Tomb King Settra
Coach NerdBird approach the dais and cast your draft sheet.
NerdBird stands up and gives his fellow coaches an evil grin. He stands at the dais for a moment, reaches into his pocket, pulls out his draft sheet and drops it into the Prophets wicker basket. Settra lets out a growl as NerdBird walks over to the cheering throng of the Prophets followers
Coach Wallenstein approach the dais and cast your draft sheet.
Wallenstein stands up and briskly approaches the dais. The older coaches of the NWL are eyeing his back with suspicious looks. Wallenstein looks around and balks for a second as he looks into the steely eyes of Settra. With a trembling hand he cast his draft sheet into the Prophets wicker basket.
Coach BillBrasky approach the dais and cast your draft sheet.
Brasky stands up with authority. He wears royal robes of Lahmia and there seems to be a very menacing aura about him. He approaches the Throne of Settra and kneels before him. Places a gift from the dark royalty of Lahmia at his feet. Stands up approaches the dais and cast his draft sheet into Tomb King Settras wicker basket
Coach Valen approach the dais and cast your draft sheet.
Valen stands up wearing the finest chainmail shirt forged in Ka-Sabar. He approaches the dais and nods his head at the Prophet, pulls out a dagger and slashes his hand open. Blood pours onto his draft sheet and he drops it into the wicker basket of the Prophet.
Coach Cowhead approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Cowhead stands up and approaches the dais. He eyes Brasky and the coven of vampires who have come from the East to witness the draft. He gives them a wicked grin and drops his draft sheet into the wicker basket of the Prophet. The Vampires in attendance let out a hiss and show their teeth. One of them darts out the back door.
Roll Call of Declarations (Draft Sheet submitted)
Coach Pythrr declares for the Prophet
Coach Azure declares for Tomb King Settra
Coach PainStats declare for Tomb King Settra
Coach NerdBird declares for the Prophet
Coach Wallenstein declares for the Prophet
Coach BillBrasky declares for Tomb King Settra
Coach Valen declares for the Prophet
Coach Cowhead declares for the Prophet. |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 05, 2015 - 17:15 |
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| PainState wrote: | | NerdBird wrote: | | What, no stakes this season? |
that major oversight has been corrected.
#34 on Settra's list has been amended to: Stab and Stakes
#35 on the Prophets list has been amended to: Stab and Stakes. |
ball monkeys!
I WANT STAKES ONA MY DRAFY LIST
stick em FIRST! |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 17:17 |
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| pythrr wrote: | | PainState wrote: | | NerdBird wrote: | | What, no stakes this season? |
that major oversight has been corrected.
#34 on Settra's list has been amended to: Stab and Stakes
#35 on the Prophets list has been amended to: Stab and Stakes. |
ball monkeys!
I WANT STAKES ONA MY DRAFY LIST
stick em FIRST! |
Due to this slight change you may if you elect amend your submitted draft sheet. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 17:30 |
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** For full disclosure I will post my draft sheet for all to see **
I do this so coaches can see the format that I use, you can use what ever you want but make sure I understand your draft sheet.
Also so coaches cannot say that rah-Ma is "cooking" the Draft behind the scene for me like some NBA drafts of the last decade or so.
Coach PainState Draft sheet
Start from top to bottom: Declares for Tomb King Settra
#5
#23
#31
#34
#35
#32
#24
#11
#20
#3
#33
#22
#40
#38
#12
#6
#10
#14
#13
#27
#29
#1
#2
#25
#26
#36
#37
#39
#15
#16
#8
#9 |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 17:33 |
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Still openings in the KPL for this upcoming season!!!!
NFC: Europe has 2 Khemri spots still open.
KFC: North America has 2 Khemri spots open and 1 vampire |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 05, 2015 - 17:38 |
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| PainState wrote: | | pythrr wrote: | | PainState wrote: | | NerdBird wrote: | | What, no stakes this season? |
that major oversight has been corrected.
#34 on Settra's list has been amended to: Stab and Stakes
#35 on the Prophets list has been amended to: Stab and Stakes. |
ball monkeys!
I WANT STAKES ONA MY DRAFY LIST
stick em FIRST! |
Due to this slight change you may if you elect amend your submitted draft sheet. |
YES
WE DO THIS
STAKES are Pick 1
which we will not get, but it's the principles.. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 17:39 |
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| pythrr wrote: | Mens, go to the lea-der that booms
I'm killing your bones like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope strat-teg-gy
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better give way
You better hit wolf's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a roster, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the team while my Proph-ate evolves it!
Pro Phate baby, Pro Phate baby!
Word! |
I have to say this is lyrical masterpiece. |
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Beerox
Joined: Feb 14, 2008
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Mar 05, 2015 - 18:19 |
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Will we continue to be secret weapon-less in KPL?
edit: Oh. nevermind sir boss man |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 05, 2015 - 18:24 |
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I haz knifes
but do not rate my chances of getting anything decent due to KHEMRI BIAS.
Racists. |
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Beerox
Joined: Feb 14, 2008
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Mar 05, 2015 - 18:40 |
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Racists? We will have to make Painstate sell the league for 2 billion bucks.
ps I choose Prophet player #32 as my pick. This player is clearly The Prophet himself. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 18:52 |
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| Beerox wrote: | Racists? We will have to make Painstate sell the league for 2 billion bucks.
ps I choose Prophet player #32 as my pick. This player is clearly The Prophet himself. |
Nice, I did not catch that. 
Draft #32 and will it be a mystery player that the Prophet slid in under the nose of Settra? or just a chump? |
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m0gw41
Joined: Jun 12, 2012
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Mar 05, 2015 - 18:56 |
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The Nummulites have only got room in the camp for one more Thro-Ra but there a few tasty looking draft Thro-Ras available. Can we put a condition in our draft list that if we manage to draft a thro-ra as first pick that all remaining Thro-Ra go to the bottom of the list? And if we put in that condition will Settra / The Prophet listen to our pathetic whinings? |
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LemonheadWallenstein
Joined: Dec 20, 2012
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Mar 05, 2015 - 19:02 |
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| PainState wrote: | | Beerox wrote: | Racists? We will have to make Painstate sell the league for 2 billion bucks.
ps I choose Prophet player #32 as my pick. This player is clearly The Prophet himself. |
Nice, I did not catch that.
Draft #32 and will it be a mystery player that the Prophet slid in under the nose of Settra? or just a chump? |
AAAAAAAH, that's why I was one number short on my draft list and not understanding what I had done wrong! |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 19:38 |
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| m0gw41 wrote: | | The Nummulites have only got room in the camp for one more Thro-Ra but there a few tasty looking draft Thro-Ras available. Can we put a condition in our draft list that if we manage to draft a thro-ra as first pick that all remaining Thro-Ra go to the bottom of the list? And if we put in that condition will Settra / The Prophet listen to our pathetic whinings? |
Well, lets step back for a second.
You could hire a new Throw-ra for a pick.
You have a rookie Blitz-ra you could draft skills for.
You have 3 rookie skeletons who could grab some S. Weapon goodies.
You could fire a Tomb Guardian and hire a rookie and draft some juicy upgrades for him.
You got draft choices all over the roster. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 20:22 |
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Throne Room of Tomb King Settra
Coach Beerox is about to approach the dais when there is commotion in the gallery. Fans and advisors are talking in a frantic pace. Tomb King Settra stands up and silences the crowd.
“What is this disturbance in the peanut gallery?”
Rah-ma is having a discussion with an advisor, looking over the Prophets draft sheet. Rah-ma is agitated and very upset with his advisor. He calms himself and approaches his King. The two talk amongst themselves. Settra looks like he is about to decapitate Rah-ma with a swift back hand but he stays his hand. He smiles to Rah-ma and pats him on the back. Turns to the gallery who are witnessing this display.
“Fans of the KPL!!! It seems the Prophet has pulled a fast one on the draft. His draft sheet is incomplete. It seems his scribes messed up and they do not have a #32 player listed on their sheet. According to the rules set forth before the draft if the Prophet does not present to this court the missing player their draft sheets will be declared null and void.”
The gallery is shocked and lets out a gasp of surprise and dismay.
The crowd is silenced by a loud clapping sound and their attention is diverted to the vomit green been bag and the Prophet.
“Oh, Settra, did you think you could pull some parliamentary trick to void all the coaches who have declared for me in this draft? Childish and very beneath your diginity.
Behold KPL, my avatar of global domination that is the #32 pick on the draft list.”
The Prophet points to a dark alcove on the side of the Throne Room. Its darkness is oppressive and light does not penetrate it. Suddenly a large green tentacle emerges and the fans in attendance let out a gasp of surprise. Emerging from the alcove is a creature of such evil, so vile, so cunning, so feral and yet so freaking small.
#32 Skeleton, Zombie or Thrall
+ST, +ST, Tentacles, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Wild Animal, Frenzy, Claw, Break tackle, Stunty and titchy.
The crowd recoils in fear and excitement. Before them stands a 1 ft tall voodoo doll of such evil that it ripples off him in waves. He slowly saunters over to the Prophet and starts eating kibble bits out of a dog bowl.
Settra looks down on this creature and lets out a laugh that shakes the granite walls of the Palace.
“Well played Prophet well played. That ancient voodoo doll will be destroyed before the first half of the first match. Only a fool would draft such a loathsome creature.”
The KPL draft comes back to order as the #32 pick on the prophets sheet has finally been recorded. |
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