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Favourite beer style |
Lager |
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28% |
[ 27 ] |
Stout |
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33% |
[ 32 ] |
Bitter |
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16% |
[ 16 ] |
Pie |
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21% |
[ 20 ] |
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Total Votes : 95 |
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jdm
Joined: Nov 30, 2011
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Jan 04, 2021 - 10:37 |
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I'll take a normal goblin too. Anything to start your gobbo-box torture that much sooner
Superfuzz Bigmuff |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 04, 2021 - 12:32 |
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jdm wrote: | I'll take a normal goblin too. Anything to start your gobbo-box torture that much sooner
Superfuzz Bigmuff |
Nice one jd!
I am gonna do my best to win every game; this is not completely altruistic as I need motivation to play again, and try and play well, not just go onto autopilot like it is possible to do after thousands of games.
This is another reason I am so looking forward to the new edition as it will force me to go back to school a bit.
In the meantime, get ready for a goblin coaching disasterclass. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 04, 2021 - 12:34 |
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Storr
Joined: Mar 25, 2020
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Jan 04, 2021 - 12:35 |
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On pitch antics is a good idea, I will put in 1$ for every TD my doom diver scores after being thrown. And 10$ if he gets eaten before game 10 |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 04, 2021 - 14:31 |
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Storr wrote: | On pitch antics is a good idea, I will put in 1$ for every TD my doom diver scores after being thrown. And 10$ if he gets eaten before game 10 |
Nice, i've got a feeling Poopy Swoop ain't gonna taste that nice but here's hoping the trolls don't care |
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Weresquid
Joined: Mar 25, 2016
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  Posted:
Jan 04, 2021 - 16:23 |
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I'll take a goblin, Tipsy Nips. |
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Bobs
Joined: Feb 26, 2009
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  Posted:
Jan 04, 2021 - 17:52 |
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Put me down for a gobbo - Tenmil Sokhet, if you can find him |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 04, 2021 - 20:10 |
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...and we have a team! you guys rules!
First game will likely be tomorrow. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 05, 2021 - 16:09 |
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Lets get this show on the road! Activating now in the box, hoping for a first game. |
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stej
Joined: Jan 05, 2009
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Jan 05, 2021 - 16:37 |
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Are you going to get sponsors to choose skills for the players or are you taking full control of that? |
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rolo
Joined: Mar 31, 2016
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Jan 05, 2021 - 16:51 |
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What the heck, put me down for a Goblin, "Barry McCockinner".
I will throw an extra dollar into the kitty for every elf he kills, whether by fouling, crowd pushing, tripping, heck even with a regulation block.
Do we get a bill after all your games, or should I pay as you play? |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 05, 2021 - 17:21 |
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stej wrote: | Are you going to get sponsors to choose skills for the players or are you taking full control of that? |
I had not planned to but if you have a request please put it forward and i'll do my best. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 05, 2021 - 17:22 |
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rolo wrote: | What the heck, put me down for a Goblin, "Barry McCockinner".
I will throw an extra dollar into the kitty for every elf he kills, whether by fouling, crowd pushing, tripping, heck even with a regulation block.
Do we get a bill after all your games, or should I pay as you play? |
Nice one, and good idea for the elf killing.
I'll tally up what everyone owes at the end. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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  Posted:
Jan 05, 2021 - 17:42 |
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Game One Match Report
As the boys lined up it looked like an easy game vs coach fxiii's wee beardy dorf team, and in fact it got off to a great start. As the dorfs caged up, a super-admin-banstick-of-dynamite came flying over the line of scrimmage from bomber Kryten, blowing the runner holding the ball into tiny peices. Fleegle Fluffmuffin seized his chance and dodging around a couple of longbeards, picked up the ball from under their noses and made a break for it.
He would later be unable to recall what happened next but a kind of ball-hunger-glory-frenzy overtook him. The record shows he was sacked, and then he got up and sacked the ball carrier himself, driving the beardies back, with a green tide behind him, and as the only living dorf runner recovered the ball, Fluffmuffin pounced again, smashing him back into his own end zone. The crowd wanted more blood before a touchdown though and threw the ball back to the line of scrimmage.
After that, it was simple enough for a dorf blitzer to pick it up and run it in. Some longbeardies ganged up on Fluffmuffin and pummelled him until he was unconscious. 0-1 to the bad guys.
Poopy Swoop was blitzed before he had a chance to fly and the boys went in for a half time team talk.
Poopy Swoop got his hands on the ball this time, but Frumpy Rumpy missed out on the half time halflings and was hungry. Poopy only just managed to wriggle free. The boring dorfs bored their way into our valiantly defended line and came out with the ball. As an aftertought on their way to scoring again, they killed Superfuzz Bigmuff, who was playing his very first game of Blood Bowl, against the advice of his wife and 11 kids, who now no longer have anyone to provide for them. Princess Beer Git and Tipsy Nips also picked up injuries and may have to be retired.
0-2 to the villains, and game over for the brave gobbos. |
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Storr
Joined: Mar 25, 2020
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  Posted:
Jan 06, 2021 - 12:27 |
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No flight for the doom diver, sad times. Also, shame on fxiii for playing dwarfs and getting matched against goblins with them! |
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