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| Would you join a NCAA-themed League? |
| Yes, yes I would. |
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42% |
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| No, I doubt it. |
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11% |
[ 50 ] |
| I don't know what the NCAA is. |
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26% |
[ 118 ] |
| I don't join leagues. |
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2% |
[ 13 ] |
| I dropped the soap. |
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4% |
[ 21 ] |
| Pie! |
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11% |
[ 49 ] |
| Other? |
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0% |
[ 4 ] |
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| Total Votes : 445 |
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Sleepyweasel
Joined: Aug 04, 2004
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May 27, 2010 - 02:19 |
 
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NIbraskah's coach McClean talks about the upcoming match with the Commonthralls and this a few quotes "Well my boys have come from obscurity to put together a fine season and no matter the outcome i'm looking forward to a long career. Fortunately for me the coach from Torxas state did not get that opportunity and that is better for me, as I couldn't beat him." When asked specifically if he'll gameplan any differently against the seasoned Commonthralls McClean had this to say, "There will be no gameplan change, as we've gotten this far with this style and we'll continue to the end with this style. Hopefully there isn't much gamefilm for the Commonthralls to utilize to watch. We'll play the scatterball and harrassing ball and see what kind of havoc we can cause." |
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LordVader82
Joined: Jul 20, 2009
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May 27, 2010 - 14:53 |
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The Flingz are not happy. Face will be polishing his 'masks' and sharpening his saw blaydz. The Minos will be filing their teeth and horns. Next season, there will be blood. There will be blood... |
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ex-convict
Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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May 27, 2010 - 16:57 |
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| LordVader82 wrote: | | The Flingz are not happy. Face will be polishing his 'masks' and sharpening his saw blaydz. The Minos will be filing their teeth and horns. Next season, there will be blood. There will be blood... |
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Relezite
Joined: May 21, 2007
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May 27, 2010 - 17:00 |
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National Title game has been locked in.
Tune in at 10:30, 9:30 central Friday night for what promises to be an exciting end to a three season long feud between the U.Con. Huskies and the Missouri Tigers!
History
In the very first game of the NCBB Season 5, the Missouri Tigers, employing a more mutational strategy, set the Huskies on a very mislead 0-0-1 opening record. The teams would follow split roads for a while after, with Missouri floundering and discarding their rough and tumble ways for a more ginger approach. Missouri's epic rebound after a 1-0-3 start in Season 6 would eventually led the destined teams to meet again in the Orange Bowl, with Missouri playing as the severe underdogs. U.Con. retribution was earned in a legendary match. Missouri declared that the score would be settled in the Championship game of Season 7, and it seemed all but fated when the teams, now official rivals, tied in their third game. Things looked bleak at the end, when U.Con. managed a miracle upset over the eternal favorite Waterfowls. The pact has been sealed, the teams are close to even in strength, and with overtime all but a certainty, if you go to bed early, you'll never stop regretting it.
Press Conference
Missouri recognizes the rivalry with U.Conn, but as per the request of the fans, will refrain from hiring any outside help whatsoever for this match. The foul play of Missouri's players, however, is entirely possible if not blatantly encouraged.
WE WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT! TWENTY-FOUR TURNS OF MAYHEM! |
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ex-convict
Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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May 27, 2010 - 19:50 |
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CBBS Bowl Preview: <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/293083.jpg">
Rose Bowl: Oregon Waterfoul (7-0-2) vs California Golden Lizards (5-1-3)
It's finally that time of the year folks! Bowl season is upon us, and the biggest mismatch of them all will be played in the Granddaddy of them All! The Oregon Waterfoul finally tasted defeat (twice) this season after not losing a single match in the past two seasons, although it only resulted in one championship. Denied a shot in the title game for two straight seasons now, the Waterfoul should be steaming mad and ready to take out their anger on that pathetic lizards from Cal. The last time these two teams met, it was way back in week 1 during Out-of-Conference play, and Cal made one of the most horrible coaching blunders in 'EPIC FAIL' history, sidestepping into the endzone whilst getting stripballed, thus sending the ball into the crowd and having it launch to midfield into the feathers of the Waterfoul. Oregon went on to win the game 2-1, and it's likely that Cal's players haven't recovered mentally from this heartbreaking defeat.
Oregon Waterfoul
Strengths:
-They're 20/3/2 in the NCBB during their three seasons so far, and are an absolute lock to pick up their 21st win during the bowl game. Simply put, this team does not lose games.
-They're 2-0 in bowl games so far, including wins in the season 5 National Championship game vs NLH and in the season 6 Rose Bowl vs Buffalo. Simply put, this team knows how to win the big game.
-They're elves, which means they can score at any time; which means they can dodge their way in and out of trouble; which means they're going to win the game.
-Coach K is arguably the best coach in the league, having won the season 5 championship, as well as other numerous major tournaments on FUMBBL. He knows everything there is to know about the game, so there's little chance of him making a bad move.
-Admin client = uber dice.
-Fake losses. You heard me. They lost vs Clemson and Ucon not because of bad dice or poor coaching. Nope, Oregon decided that the title game wasn't worthy of their presence, so they let two teams beat them this year in order to lull the league into thinking that their dominant run is over. Foolish mortals...the ScOregon machine has only begun to run rampant through the league, and they're going to start a 30 game unbeaten streak starting with this Rose Bowl.
Weaknesses:
-If you can find a weakness in this team, please, please, please tell me.
California Golden Lizards
Strengths:
-None.
Weaknesses:
-Ok let's start with the obvious. St2 skinks are easy targets for any elf, even those without block or tackle. Combine that with av7, and I'd be shocked if any skinks were on the field by the time the second half starts. That means the underskilled and underachieving saurii will be heavily outnumbered, and likely fouled into oblivion. The team will probably be forced to restart because of the player losses in the game, or perhaps use the Georgia team that got denied from playing in seasons 1 through 4 because of a bad internet. But we all saw what Oregon did to Buffalo in the Rose Bowl last season, so even another chaos dwarf team won't stand a chance vs these guys. Simply put, there's no way in hell Oregon is going to lose this game. Cal's two best players are skinks, which is already a recipe for disaster. They're both niggled now, and odds are they'll be smart and both miss the game. If they do manage to play, their ag4 will be a curse, not a blessing. They'll be the primary ball carriers, which means they'll be the primary targets for Oregon, which means they'll die. And if anything, their ag4 will fool them into trying some crazy dodges once all their blockers are dead, which will only result in more dead skinks. But perhaps the biggest weakness of the team is their coach, who made horrific calls in three....no...four....hell, it was all of the games this season. The team clearly benefited from the corrupt and bias BCS system to get into this game, and now they're due for the biggest ass whipping in bowl game history.
Statistics:
-What the %#^# do you need to know other than Oregon is 20/3/2?!?! If you must know, they've only allowed six goals this season, and four of those came in two games. The odds that Cal gets another score (as they did nuffle their way to one score in the opener,) are about the same odds as TCU winning two games this season.
Keys to the Game:
-As long as the Oregon bus or plane works and the team gets to the game, they'll win. The key will be the logistics before the game folks, and not anything involved with the game itself.
Key Players:
-Anyone on the Oregon roster, and perhaps they'll bring a fan or two down from the stands and let him score three times.
X-Factor:
-Nuffle. Will he show mercy and only make it a 4-0 win for Oregon? Or will the game truly get ugly and see seven SIed lizards and 3 dead skinks?
Final Prediction:
-This game was decided long ago, perhaps in week 1 of this season, or perhaps in week 8 of season 5 (these two teams met and Oregon won, later going on to win the title.) Regardless, Oregon has every advantage possible going into this game: better team, better coach, more experience, better luck, better cheerleaders, cleaner water, homefield advantage, aura of invincibility, hotter cheerleaders, more AG, more MA, more ST, more AV, more SPPs, more skills, Bill, and most importantly, Nuffle's favor. Did we mention their cheerleaders are hotter than Meagan Fox? So unless Meagan goes to a Waterfoul practice and murders the entire time in the sequel to Jennifer's Body, there is absolutely NO way in hell Oregon loses this game.
Final Score: Oregon 9 : -1 Cal
We don't know how the numbers work out, but Oregon will get five blitzes and two perfect defenses, in addition to getting a one turn score from Bill Gembala. We're also not sure how Cal will end up with -1 scores, but we are sure that Coach Con will find a way to duck things up again and cost his team their only potential score of the game yet again.
So there you have it folks! The most one sided bowl matchup ever will result in the biggest blow out in NCBB, and perhaps FUMBBL history! Hopefully the other bowl games will be a lot better than this massacre. The funeral ceremonies for the Cal team is already being planned, so be sure to send flowers. |
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Joined: Apr 11, 2006
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May 27, 2010 - 20:11 |
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Well I have to comment...
This write up is worse than eating a bowl of used condoms....well according to my expert reviewer and gastronomeur ryanfitz |
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[21:35] <@Purp|away> why is it whenever I come to check the PC, Russo is lowering the tone?!
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[22:59] <princevaliant> ty Russo 
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ryanfitz
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
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May 28, 2010 - 05:06 |
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UCon agrees that the title game needs no trickery like hiring from the local Allakablam wizard school, or hiring any of THEIR old players back who have turned Stars in many leagues, even with their limited roster this season Ucon coaches expect the players to go out and know what to do as they have all along. They even claimed to have turned away 'The Count' who offered to play for UCon for no charge just to be able to revel in the blood of Tigers on the pitch.
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UCon director of athletics DipwadFitz was quoted as saying, heck we even let go of that hack Terrell Resonno who they acquired from the Missou program last season saying, quote "... he just couldn't play at the UCon level, but what would we really expect from a lowly Two-Hand-Toucher...after seeing the talent of the Missou program, we have allowed the coaching staff to take an early vacation as they have only hindered the UCon program in the past" we edited out the quote for suitability for print.
D.Fitz went on to say, "well we have 3 zombies ready to play, do we really need any more to face off against those pansies from Missou?..."
Rumors are that Ucon has turned out a special coin magicked for the unlikely event of an overtime draw. Better to be prepared and ready for the unlikely event one student was quoted as he went back to work in the metal studies lab. |
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Relezite
Joined: May 21, 2007
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May 28, 2010 - 09:46 |
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One day before the big game: press conference with the Missouri head coach: Dick Dickerson
Dick Dickerson: Okay, I will begin fielding your questions. You there.
Reporter 1: Coach, how does it feel to be playing in the big game in only your second season with Missouri?
DD: I can't tell you how excited I am for this. Missouri's offense has matured in ways that far exceeded my original goals. The opportunity to test that offense against the number 1 defense of Oregon at last? It's the most I could hope for.
R1: But-
DD: I mean, to watch those ducks on the pitch has been an inspiration to me and the boys all these weeks. The way they glide and strike with uncanny athleticism and unsurpassed speed in harmonious synchronism to some genius coaching general's brilliant war plan? To think that my boys will finally be able to dig their knuckles into the same turf as these legends...*sigh*. I feel like a kid again.
Reporter 2: Coach, your opponent in the title game-
DD: I know, I know, they've been heralded end to end in all the sports magazines already and my simple words aren't doing them any honor. Please forgive this old fogey a moment of gushy childishness at the podium. If, perhaps, I was more verbose I could come up with some more elegant praise for these eternal champions of the endzone. Unfortunately, the only thing that's popping into my head right now is 'ScOregon,' which is too stupid to even waste your time with.
R2: Coach, did you actually watch any Oregon games?
DD: *looks crestfallen* I missed most of their games at the end of the season, we had 4 away games in a row. But I played out the games on my bed after we got back with my official Oregon Duck figurines. I don't have figurines for any other team, so I used little stones and pieces of flint to represent the opponents. Probably it wasn't all that inaccurate of a representation.
Reporter 3: Oregon lost twice in the final stretch, you're playing U.Conn. in the title game, sir.
DD: What?
*An awkward moment of silence*
DD: U.Conn!? *Dick Dickerson kicks the podium into the startled pool of reporters who scramble out of the way* Those rotten shamblefuckers!? RRRrrraaaagh...who the hell is Oregon playing then?!?
R3: Uh, California, sir.
DD: How on earth did those witless whimscales earn a spot against the Ducks?
R2: Well they beat you.
DD: Nothing short of divine interference is to blame for that one, I assure you. Oregon vs. California, eh? You won't catch me watching that massacre. If you wanna find me during the game, I'll be in my room, pouting. Next question. Next fucking question!
R1: Coach, how do you respond to comments that the only win Missouri has over U.Conn. is under the previous Missouri coach: Lord Poxswallow the Devourer of Heroes?
DD: Luck. Shut up. Luck. We're done here. I've got to go prepare for this dumb game. And by prepare, I mean play with my figurines and cry. Knock on my door when it's time to beat U.Conn. |
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ryanfitz
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
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May 28, 2010 - 16:55 |
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Day of the big game: press conference with, well someone at UCon:
Reporter 1: Has anyone seen headcoach ryanfitz, he was supposed to be here for press day right?
'Limber' Lindsey Witten: uhhhhh.... nawww coacth is on a vacathion
Reporter 2: Im sure you have that wrong son, there is no way your coach took a vacation during your biggest game ever. You mean he is going on break after the big game.
LLW: gggggaaaaahhhhh.... nope, he left fer....mmmmm suhmware during tha 1st drive of our match aginst tha ducks, said somethin about 'better things'
R1: Are you trying to tell us you beat Oregon without any plays being called by your coach nearly the entire game?
LLW: uhhhhhhh....... *and drool just begins to pool at Lindsey's feet*
DipwadFitz (Athletic Director: UCon): Well boys, i'll take it from here. Thank you to Mr. Witten here who has been an invaluable part of the UCon program. Only took him 7 years to pass UCon's strict GPA requirements to start playing for us. A great accomplishment for our rehabilitation program. Did you know when Lindsey first came to us he couldnt even say his own name, and now he can write it in the blood of his fallen foes. I'm sorry, what was your question again?
R1: *sets aside the towel he was using to dry off his shoes* Lindsey said that coachfitz had actually left after the 1st couple plays in your big game against the Ducks. Is that true, and if so can you elaborate on why?
DF: Sure is. We heard of this phenomenal talent playing in a backwoods highschool program, tearing off limbs, stomping on faces, chewing eyeballs, all while carrying the ball and we just knew we had to get this boy on our team. We aren't going to say any more about it just now but we expect to have the boy under contract some time next season. And you can quote me on that.
R2: But...., isn't it more important to have your coach for the biggest game there is? While recruiting is the lifeblood of any program, the end goal is still about winning the big game.
DF: Well. I'm going to respond to your 2nd part 1st. The tigers are a team we are familiar with and well I just don't see them as champion level material, they would be better off in say the Fiesta or maybe the Orange bowl, but this is just too much for their little program. We expect to recruit another Two-hand-toucher this game like we do in our matches against them, they just like coming to our program, even if they cant cut it as quality players here, so yes and I repeat emphatically YES, WE PLAN TO WIN THIS MATCH!
Secondly, and this isn't really a suprise to anyone including coachfitz. ryanfitz's services as head coach were retained to put a pretty face on the program and to evaluate and recruit talent, the boy is seriously lacking in the tactics and gameplan department but he can find and recruit the players who can play far above his meager talents in the actual coaching department.
R2: With a coach who is so notably lacking in one of the fundamental coaching skills I would feel remiss to ask, how did coachfitz get the position directorfitz?
DF: If you are trying to imply a case of nepotism, which I would find rather rude and tactless, the answer is no, we are not related. The fitz name is an 'accident' of birth and you would be wise to tread lightly lest you find yourself on my bad side. That being said coachfitz as I had said before was recruited for his individually unique talents of....
R2: *leans over to one of his colleagues and mumbles* are you kidding me, this pompus overstuffed windbag sounds more like a politician than an athletic director. he just wont shut up.
DF: Lindsey, you may enjoy that one *points to the 2nd reporter
LLW: mmmmmmmnnhh *shuffles, screams, begging, mewling, a soft wet plop and a final gasp*
DF: *smiles at the remaining reporters* Any other questions?
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ex-convict
Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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May 28, 2010 - 23:41 |
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CBBS Bowl Preview: <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/292967.jpg">
BCS National Championship: U.Con. Huskies (7-2-0) vs Missouri Two-Hand-Touch Tigers (7-1-1)
With the title game scheduled for tonight, it's about time to preview the biggest game of the season. Yet again we find a basher vs baller matchup, although the Huskies aren't true bashers like PainState or NLH of the previous seasons, able to score quickly thanks to their speed. But just about anyone would be considered a basher compared to Mizzouri, who has lit up the scoreboard this season with a their high-flying offense. These two teams met in the Orange bowl last season, in what turned out to be one of the best games in NCBB history. Being massive underdogs (34 TR difference,) Missouri went toe-to-claw with the Huskies and took them to overtime, but UCon eventually came out on top 3-2. We can only hope this game is as good as that matchup was, so let's look at how these two teams matchup one season later.
U.Con. Huskies
Strengths:
-Their two fleshies, Big Mac and 'Sloe' Moe are among the best big men in the league, as they anchor the defense and open holes on offense. Moe (blodge + SF,) is perhaps impossible to dislodge from his position, while Mac is a vicious blocker who has injured quite a few opposing players over his career.
-Their two wights, Kevin Poles and 'The Tank' are great play makers for UCon. Both are great on defense, able to tackle catchers and strip the ball from anyone foolish enough to get near them.
-Hungry for brains. UCon employs a lot of "slow" players, and while their intelligence will always be in question, their dedication and hunger for brains (rumor has it that elven brains taste the best,) is fanatical. UCon is fortunate enough to have skilled most of their fodder players, so they contribute to the gameplan much more than you'd expect.
Weaknesses:
-Declawed. With rising star Scott Lutrus missing the title game, UCon loses arguably its best player, and a huge part of their team's 'bite.'
-Coaching. Although we don't completely support this theory, reports continue to come out of the North East that UCon continues to win despite their coach. Indeed, a source told us that their coach wasn't even there for the majority of their epic confrontation against Oregon, which could be why the team won the game and are now playing for the championship.
Missouri Two-Hand-Touch Tigers
Strengths:
-High-flying, high-scoring, and long bombing offense: Mizzou has scored a whopping 28 times this season, which lead the league by far. They crushed Navy 6-0, although that was partially due to the team seemingly giving up during the game (which they were later put on probation for.) Regardless, Mizzou had three other games in conference play where they scored four times, including a 4-1 win over Fiesta Bowl-bound PainState. During their only loss of the season, Mizzou still managed to score once, and had the ball not scattered back into the cage, the Tigers might have scored once or twice on defense.
-They're elves, which means they're all Ag4 (except for one dude,) and able to make plays. The team also had five blodgers, as well as four other players with dodge, so they can get just about anywhere they want on the field. Likewise, the team also had four Ma8 playes and three with Ma7, so they can strike from just about any point on the field.
-Coaching. Unlike with UCon, Mizzou has one of the best coaches in the league in 'Dick Dickerson'. In just the team's second season, he has taken his team all the way to the title game. The most amazing part about that fact is that started season 6 with a 1-0-3 record. Ever since then, they've only lost twice (UCon and Cal,) with only one tie in between (UCon.) This means they've won 11 games during that time period (and they won their builder,) so clearly coach Dickerson has gotten the most out of players like Hardy Ricks and the Mizzou Tiger.
Weaknesses:
-Armor: with 12 players having Av7, and just two with Av8, Mizzou will have to hope their armor lasts in a prolonged fight with the aggressive and damage-causing UCon team. During their last two meetings, Mizzou has suffered a total of six casualties, but the lost number is the amount of KOs they take, which could be a key to the game.
-Weak strength of schedule: Mizzou was clearly the best team in the weaker of the two NCBB conferences this season, feasting off the lesser competition in several blow out wins. Although no one doubts how good Mizzou is, the question remains how they'll react when someone actually shows up to play them. They're haven't been tested since round five when they received their only loss of the season, having a +14 TD ratio in their four games since then. We don't expect Mizzou to play bad, but will the pressure of a close game affect them when it matters most?
Statistics:
-Mizzou has scored 28 times in nine games, which is a whopping 3.11 scores a game. They only allowed nine scores all season, so they break even at giving up 1 score a game.
-UCon has scored 18 times in nine games, so they score twice a game. The defense has been outstanding, only giving up six scores all season, which is 0.67 scores a game.
-The Tigers have only caused 12 casualties all season, which is only 1.33 a game. But they've taken a total of 21, which means 2.33 a game.
-The Huskies have caused 29 casualties during the season for an average of 3.22 a game. Perhaps surprisingly, they've taken 19 this season, which is 2.11 a game.
Advantage:
-Offense: Both teams average multiple scores a game, but UCon would prefer to keep things closer to 2 as they won't likely outscore them in a shootout similar to the one seen in the Wonderbra bowl (5:3 OT game.) The Tigers have the Ma and Ag advantage, so this one is pretty easy. Edge: Missouri
-Defense: the Tigers only give up one goal a game, but UCon gives up less at 0.67 a game. Since the Tigers had three shutouts vs teams that finished with losing records (NLH, Navy, and BYU,) clearly their stats are slightly misleading. In their final three games , all against bowl-bound teams (Vandy, Clemson, and Oregon,) the Huskies only allowed a combined two scores, so this is pretty obvious as well. Edge: UCon
-Special teams: an afterthought to most coaches and analysts in the league, special teams could be the key to any victory. Both squads have 13 ff and no assistants, and both squads have a lone DP. Thus the big difference is that while UCon has a kicker, Missouri does not. Perhaps this means a key kickoff could go out of bounds, rather than force UCon to spend time recovering a ball deep in their endzone. Edge: UCon
-Casualties: UCon and Mizzou actually take similar amounts of damage, but the Huskies are far better at causing it, so this one is no contest. Edge: UCon
Keys to the Game:
-Simply put, there is no player with more pressure to perform than Isiah 'Score' Moore. With his running mate Scott Lutrus missing the game, it's up to this young pup to be the playermaker that UCon has had for three seasons now. This is only going to be his second game, but this could be a career-defining moment for him.
Key Players:
-Both teams have a niggled player who's absence could be a huge blow for their respective team. Mizzou's Turk McBride is the only tackler on the squad, as well as being a blodging, stripballing sidestepper. Meanwhile, UCon's Desi Cullen is a frenzied tackler who hits hard. He could be a fill-in for the frenzied wolf missing the game, but his absence would put even more pressure on the remaining star players for UCon.
X-Factor:
-Clearly the biggest factor to this game is revenge. After losing the Orange Bowl in overtime to the heavily favored Huskies, Mizzou swore that they would return the favor in this year's title game. Flash forward one season, and now Mizzou has the chance they've dreamed of for months, but will it help them or hurt them? Will the added pressure of trying to fulfill this promise cause players to try too hard and make sloppy plays? Or will it motivate them to make superelven plays on the way to a title?
Final Prediction:
-This has the potential to be one of the best games ever, but it'll be hard to match the Orange bowl of last season, especially with only one wolf. Mizzou has been on a mission this entire season, but UCon has struggled all season to keep their doggies healthy...yet they've managed to stay unbeaten (though they've tied twice,) and get to the title game. So while they have experience playing with only one wolf (and one game vs BYU with no wolves if I recall,) it'll be tougher for them to handle the Mizzou attack under-wolved than the other slow teams in the AKC (they had both for the Oregon game.) Hmmm...this is really a tough call. UCon has the better D, but Mizzou has the O. UCon is better at causing casualties, and has a kicker. The X-factor of "The Promise" could hurt or help Mizzou. With all of that said (as well as everything else I rambled on about,) here's our prediction:
Final Score: UCon 2 : 3 Mizzou (OT)
Yes, I've reversed the score of last season's game. UCon has averaged two goals a game, including in the 2-2 tie they had with Mizzou in week 2. Now down to one wolf, and with only two wights and ghouls (one wight is -ma and one ghoul is nigged,) I don't think they'll have enough offense to win the game. I expect them to manage to tie things up in regular time, probably with a crazy handoff + double gfi to a zombie, but unless they manage to put 6-7 elves on the sidelines (like Atlanta did to the Aints last night,) they won't be able to slow down the Tiger attack.
So there you have it folks! Mizzou will make good on their promise of revenge by reversing the situation from last season, winning the game in OT. The Tigers will prove that their record was no fluke by feasting on weaker teams by finally beating their rivals. Although apparently the team would rather take on their idols from Oregon, they'll have to settle for the Season 7 National Championship. Enjoy the game and look for more bowl previews in the future! |
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HanZzz
Joined: Jan 17, 2010
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May 29, 2010 - 02:42 |
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Golden Gate Warriors leave double Ds hanging without brassiere.
San Francisco, Friday - In what must have been one of the most spectacular matches of the season, the Golden Gate Warriors, who had lost their previous 4 games,took the Wonderbra Bowl home after an unlikely comeback against the Dark Elves of D.D. Tech for Niggling Arts. Final Score: 5-3.
Coach HanZzz, who had been heavily criticized after the past for humiliating defeats, is now once again welcomed as a hero in the Bay Area. Even though he had an extremely busy post-game schedule, the Chronicle was able to briefly talk with the already legendarily controversial coach.
HanZzz admitted that he wasn't so sure about the match-up as the Warriors had never played any team from a higher division before, let alone women. The players too started the match, probably more nervous than they had to be and that showed with a few early mistakes that D.D. gladly took advantage of to take an early lead. From then on things got worse quickly and even though they scored once, the ended the first half 3-1 in the hole. At that point, there were few people who still believed Golden Gate could avoid a fifth consecutive defeat.
When asked about how he managed to lift the spirits of the all-but-defeated Warriors during the intermission, HanZzz grimaced and told the Chronicle that he had threatened his players by promising to sign them up for an all dwarf-league, next season.
Whether or not the story is true, is up for debate, but what's not up for debate is that it worked. In what started as a frustrating second half for both teams, the Golden Gate Warriors were able to regain their composure...or according to some bystanders, they seemed to have become oblivious to the dangers of the game and made such daring plays that nobody could have expected them to work. After a first Touch down for the Warriors that half, the Dark Elves were visibly shaken and their game transformed in one mistake after another and in one of the last turns of the second half, the equalizing score was made.
Golden Gate started the Over-Time receiving and continuing on the same elan, they scored twice more while the bumbling and fumbling Dark Elves, could do nothing but run after them, that is if they didn't trip over their own legs and hit the dirt (actual game event). Final Score 5-3.
When asked about the challenge voiced by D.D. Tech, coach HanZzz stated that as a coach he understands that after this humiliating defeat, Tech had to make a bold statement and that he would gladly accept any chance to watch the Dark Elves fall on their faces on the field of Nuffle, but he also warned them that now they have the Wonderbra, they'd be going for the panties next.
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ryanfitz
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
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May 29, 2010 - 04:44 |
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UCon in their pregame prep rally burned:
the Missou Tiger effigy and Dick Dickerson effigy
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Da_Todfatha
Joined: Jul 06, 2004
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May 29, 2010 - 05:21 |
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#6 Pain State will meet #5 Clemson in the Tossitos Fiesta Bowl Bowl on Sunday at 9pm EST.
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Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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May 29, 2010 - 06:13 |
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Congrats to ryanfitz and his UCon Huskies for winning the title 2-1 vs relezite and his Missouri Tigers. I'm sure post-game interviews with both sides shall follow. |
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<b>SHOCKING ROSE BOWL UPSET</b>
This just in folks! The Rose Bowl just saw one of most shocking upsets in NCBB...no, FUMBBL history! Going into the game as massive 10 touchdown underdogs, Cal only managed to lose the game 0-2. You were expecting something else? Pftt, it won't happen when the lizards were unable to break the elven armor (one KO and one BH the entire game,) while lizards were flying off the pitch faster than Russo finishes with a sheep. The first turn saw a gang-fouled saurus get BH, and then another skink joined him soon after. Another saurus and two skinks were KOed as well before Oregon scored on turn 4...and none of the three came back. Thus Cal was down to nine for the rest of the half, and they tried their best to score before it ended. Eventually things came down to a pickup (in the rain) and a throw downfield to an awaiting skink in the endzone. The odds were pretty low, but the skink managed to pick it up, only to fail the throw.
The second half saw none of the three lizards come back...and things started to go downhill. The ball was swarmed in the backfield, and it constantly switched hands over the next eight turns. Cal only had one skink on the field at the end, but luckily he was the superskink Marvin "Starvin" Jones, who attempted a long pass to an awaiting St5 Saurus at midfield. But the hero of the game, Jake "Australian Wood Duck" Cipro intercepted the pass (not that it was likely to work anyways,) and ran into the endzone to essentially end the game.
So yeah, Cal has successfully upset the odds vs Oregon and is now an amazing 0-3 in bowl games. Expect a post-game press conference in the next few days. |
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