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 Issue 9 - May 6th 2510
The Grotty Little Challenge!
by Calthor

Do you have what it takes?

Have you seen every mudstain on the pitch? Guided Khemri to extreme flexibility and Wood Elves to raging bloodthirst? Have you seen eye to eye with a hungry Troll while trying to teach him proper throwing skills?

Now is the time to truly show your worth! Why? Because if we do not act quickly, the new generation of coaches will not be able to coach new Trolls. Yes, you have read it correctly: the Troll is an endangered race!

And why? Because of the merciless, brutal, mean, evil, short, beardy, rock-loving and frenzied Dwarven Troll Slayer! More and more Troll Slayers are entering the pitch and slaying our beloved stinking Trolls.

Will you respond to the call? The Grotty Little Newspaper, in association with Block & Dodger, presents the first Grotty Little Challenge!

Here's how you can help: for every Troll Slayer slain in a match you've played, whether killed by block, crowd, foul or rock, take note of it and report it to us!

Remember, a bloody and green world is a world we create together. Do your part and cause some Dwarven fatalities!

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