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 Issue 14 - January 3rd 2512
Everywhere Overrun!
by Ehlers

In one corner of the office, a goblin hid under the desk. Foul wrecking stinking Zombies were everywhere. Most likely it was only a matter of time before he was also found like the rest of the GLN. But for the time being, he had time to read some of the mail that was sent to the GLN. Some fan letters, a postcard, lots of bills and a letter. The letter had no sender on it, so who was it from? The little goblin opened the letter. It was hard to read due to the person seemeing to have been in a hurry to write it, but here goes:

I am Zhorn Famezeeker, the worlds' famous bla bla bla bla bla. [Why he always think so highly of himself the goblin thought and skipped the first paragraph of the letter. Down where it was hard to read]. Zombies ... ... They are ... ... ... ... ... ... They will ... ... ... Going ... ... ... ... ... world. Chri... is going to ... ... ... ... ... ... ... No team ... ... ... Protect ... ... ... ... GLN ... ... ... ... ... Zhorn Famezeeker ... ... ... ...

That did not make sense. Oh well, Zombies overrunning the GLN does not make sense either.


There was a young Zombie called Stu,
At Blood Bowl he knew what to do.
He caught the ball fine,
headed straight for the line,
but his foot came off in his shoe.

***

What did the Zombie's buddy say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Where the hell did you dig her up from?

 
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