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 Issue 2 - November 16, 2503
FUMBBL Classifieds: Obituaries/Valedictories

  • Liebestod, Catcher of VNV Nation
    Liebestod, the "1-turner with a soul" died Saturday, October 30th, 2503, at the hands of some unruly fans showing some excessive 'appreciation' for the match between VNV Nation and Law and Order.
    Liebestod, who was rather ironically named after a pretty slow song, was known for exercising restraint in hogging SPPs and her primarily defensive style of play. Using her blazing speed to assist blockers and snatch untimely turnovers was her true specialty and she openly scoffed at the notion of hiding in the dugout when kicking. She had just reached Mega-Star status and was hoping to try out her new-found resolve ("She'd been outright dauntless in practice lately," said teammate Carbon) to take on larger opponents when the unfortunate incident struck.
    Moments lost though time remains | I am so proud of what we were
    No pain remains | No feeling | Eternity awaits
    Grant me wings that I might fly | My restless soul is longing
    No pain remains | No feeling | Eternity awaits

  • Darkside Jedis
    The Darkside Jedis have suffered nine deaths in their eight matches in FUMBBL Cup 2, of which only three could be saved by Hax's overworked apothecary. Along with two forced retirements, Hax has sacrificed an entire team's worth of talent to Nuffle, with a 3/1/4 record to show for it.

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