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Gonzas1000
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Gonzas1000 (21689)
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2025

2025-06-26 00:30:48
rating 4.8
2025-06-26 00:30:48
9 votes, rating 4.8
Some bloodbowl haikus
1.
Mud, blood, and splinters—
the elf flies through broken dreams.
Touchdown or coffin?

2.
Dice gods laugh again.
Skull, skull, both down… reroll… skull.
The crowd roars with glee.

3.
Halfling takes the pitch.
Troll winds up a mighty throw.
Out of bounds. He's gone.

4.
Silent under helm,
a blitzer waits for the snap—
then the world explodes.

5.
Death is not the end.
The necromancer grins wide.
"Welcome to the team."
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Posted by gettym on 2025-06-27 13:45:14
These are great! I think #1 and #5 are my favorites. They're all well done, but I really like the way those deliver in the little jolt of surprise in the last line.
Posted by Halfabrain on 2025-06-29 23:32:22
https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=31471