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Sableheart
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2017

2017-02-27 21:07:01
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2017-01-28 12:49:59
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2016-12-18 16:59:44
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2017-02-27 21:07:01
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Passers win the fight, lose the match
From our Kislev Correspondent

In their second friendly of the season, the Belyavorota Passers allowed the Abominations of Praag to steal a win from them. The ogres seemed intent on beating their opponents of the pitch, though they kept it friendly by causing only a single serious injury among the ten underworld players in the injury bin at the end of the game. Yet they completely failed to turn their numerical advantage into actual touchdowns, despite having good opportunities. The Abominations did convert their chances, taking the game two to zero.

"The first half play was pretty good, though I was disappointed to see our offensive drive stall in a sea of bodies." commented Sableheart, the Passers' coach. "But in the second half, Grurk simply was overeager. If he had just taken it slow, we probably would have gotten the touchdown there. But he rushed for the line, misstepped, and the two skaven blitzers could rush the ball over the line at the other end. The team still has a lot to learn."

The teams owner wholeheartedly agreed with him. "I spent the last coppa days splaining to Obirok that the white line at the end is for runnin over, not for falling over. Wanna guess what Grurk did just there? That fall of his cost us a coppa grand, witch will be comin straight outta his salary."
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Posted by uzkulak on 2017-02-27 21:44:57
Nice work, keep it up!