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2014-05-14 02:25:14
33 votes, rating 2.3
33 votes, rating 2.3
Congratulations....
to whoever reported my team 'Chimp Rapierists', congratulations, you're officially an idiot for not knowing what a rapierist is.
Comments
Posted by Lorebass on 2014-05-14 02:26:41
careful, or a rapierist might get yah. (guy with a sword)
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-05-14 02:29:25
I bet it was AL13N.
;D
;D
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-14 02:30:52
maybe the next incarnation of that wight should be 'Dumb Ass Grey'
Posted by happygrue on 2014-05-14 02:42:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bxnuOdWUmA
Posted by The_Provocateur on 2014-05-14 02:49:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JcFtXnQwm8
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-14 02:49:48
thank you grue, that's very helpful.
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-14 02:51:36
also helpful larry, thank you
Posted by mister__joshua on 2014-05-14 02:56:07
Its like the David Howard controversy all over again
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-05-14 03:09:00
em0
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-05-14 03:12:21
Also: grue's link reminded me of a guy in my last job who got suspended for entering a Psychotherapist's job title on his criminal record check to work with children as 'Psycho the Rapist'.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2014-05-14 03:59:35
Homophones!
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-05-14 04:06:08
Luckily, homophones are easy to spot. They're the ones with Grindr installed...
Posted by liquidorange on 2014-05-14 04:14:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIpPqcln6Y
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2014-05-14 04:18:55
Defend Your Home Against Rapierists!
Are you one of the many individuals who are in danger of having your home pillaged, ransacked or garnished by hoards of angry and quite possibly behelmeted rapierists? Oh no, whatever shall you do? Your house is either being ransacked, pillaged, a combination of the two. How will you protect your Household Goods Collection?
Quick! Run to your computer and start reading this immediately. Against a bunch of godawful rapierists demanding to see the kettle, your first defence is stairs. This is because rapierists have to prance forward whiffling the sword in front of them. It'll take them forever and an afternoon tea just to get up the stairs. (Trust me, it feels like you're going backwards) So anyway while they're doing that you can go and prepare some sort of big crucifix to wave at the politicians so they turn to chutney or whatever it is they do, and you can also use it as a toboggan for going down hills when you're in a hurry.
The rapier persons (To use the more PC term) are probably nearly up the stairs by now so close the door and perhaps lock it, or in theory just put a sign on the door that says 'locked', they won't know the difference. So once the door's correctly inserted into the frame and fixed into position with your local staplegun you can have tea.
Are you one of the many individuals who are in danger of having your home pillaged, ransacked or garnished by hoards of angry and quite possibly behelmeted rapierists? Oh no, whatever shall you do? Your house is either being ransacked, pillaged, a combination of the two. How will you protect your Household Goods Collection?
Quick! Run to your computer and start reading this immediately. Against a bunch of godawful rapierists demanding to see the kettle, your first defence is stairs. This is because rapierists have to prance forward whiffling the sword in front of them. It'll take them forever and an afternoon tea just to get up the stairs. (Trust me, it feels like you're going backwards) So anyway while they're doing that you can go and prepare some sort of big crucifix to wave at the politicians so they turn to chutney or whatever it is they do, and you can also use it as a toboggan for going down hills when you're in a hurry.
The rapier persons (To use the more PC term) are probably nearly up the stairs by now so close the door and perhaps lock it, or in theory just put a sign on the door that says 'locked', they won't know the difference. So once the door's correctly inserted into the frame and fixed into position with your local staplegun you can have tea.
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2014-05-14 04:28:20
Also....totally guilty in understanding the team name wrongly :P
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-14 04:55:33
I believe Chimp Rapier is how Aids was started.
Posted by NerdBird on 2014-05-14 05:17:48
"I believe Chimp Rapier is how Aids was started."
I heard this too.
I heard this too.
Posted by pythrr on 2014-05-14 06:35:33
I think it's called an allusion, or a play on words.
But rapiers, and those who use them, are the cool.
But rapiers, and those who use them, are the cool.
Posted by pythrr on 2014-05-14 06:36:47
also
LOL @ 'Psycho the Rapist'.
LOL @ 'Psycho the Rapist'.
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-14 07:48:12
rapiers are so five centuries ago, get with the times old man.
Posted by Popcorn on 2014-05-14 08:42:29
I like that someone ruined your day.
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-14 09:45:33
my my, what a simple little assumption from a simple little person.
Posted by Shraaaag on 2014-05-14 14:57:07
It's probably the word 'Chimp' that got you reported, it's a demeaning name for the proud Chimpanzee race.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-14 16:09:28
I think it's hilarious that you are getting mad because someone misunderstood the word Rapier, when you clearly are trying to make the innuendo for Rapist. The name is fine in my books, but there are many second language people on Fumbbl. I'm pretty sure this won't be the last time it happens to you. It's an easy way for people to screw with a dipstick like yourself. If you don't want that mistake to happen, stick to your LSU Tigers 201-Blah Blah.
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-14 16:33:47
keggie, if i got mad at stupid people on fumbbl, i would have left on the account of you a looooooonnnnnnnnnnnng time ago.
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-14 16:34:33
that's an excellent point shraaaag. one i did not consider.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-15 02:42:10
I really wish I can make that happen Lizvis. What would it take to make you quit FUMBBL? ;)
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-05-15 03:01:06
This whole blog makes me want to report that team again :)
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-15 07:42:21
@keggie: it would require intelligence far beyond your intelligence.
@jeffro: but wouldn't that make you a troll jeffro? that's not you, you're a nice guy.
@jeffro: but wouldn't that make you a troll jeffro? that's not you, you're a nice guy.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-15 08:05:18
/Ooh, that non existent rapier whit of yours. Always pushing the limits ...of your skirt size.
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-15 15:35:25
if i accused people of cheating by changing their roster before a tournament after i had readied my team (even though i was the lower TV team) would that make me brilliant like you? yeah, you're not a moron keggie, keep believing that. but then again, you are so simple that you probably have convinced yourself that you're smart, or at the very least, not dumb.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-15 21:04:41
I've never wrote a test for Mensa, but I have 4 siblings that are members. The dumbest people are the ones that think they know everything about everything. You are not a stupid person Lizvis, but you do idiotic things and then try to justify them.
My argument with Valclav was from inexperience from playing FUMBBL Tourneys. In the CPR Rule book it clearly states that I was correct. I just was incorrect about site House Rules. I've now learned that and still disagree with it because it was in part slimy. A stupid person would make the same mistakes over and over again. I have not. If that is all you have on me, then I am clearly not in a position of weakness. Your foul abuse to people on this site has been noticed by the masses and will continuously be recognized. The stupidest thing I do on this site is argue with an idiot like yourself. There is an old saying, if argue with an Idiot you become an idiot. If that be true I am an idiot myself. On the flip side, the same goes for you if you think I am so stupid. I pursue you because I love to rile you up. I will and shall be a thorn in your side for ever more. :)
My argument with Valclav was from inexperience from playing FUMBBL Tourneys. In the CPR Rule book it clearly states that I was correct. I just was incorrect about site House Rules. I've now learned that and still disagree with it because it was in part slimy. A stupid person would make the same mistakes over and over again. I have not. If that is all you have on me, then I am clearly not in a position of weakness. Your foul abuse to people on this site has been noticed by the masses and will continuously be recognized. The stupidest thing I do on this site is argue with an idiot like yourself. There is an old saying, if argue with an Idiot you become an idiot. If that be true I am an idiot myself. On the flip side, the same goes for you if you think I am so stupid. I pursue you because I love to rile you up. I will and shall be a thorn in your side for ever more. :)
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-15 23:08:29
keggie, it doesn't take much brains to instantly realize why that rule can't apply to fumbbl. and you don't have enough intelligence to rile me up. and if you enjoy 'riling me up', why do you want me to leave? if you recall correctly, i've stated on at least a few occasions that i never want you to leave because i enjoy laughing at your stupidity. these contradictions by you are part of the mounting evidence that you're just not that bright. and seriously, all you have to do is stop talking to me, because if you notice, i only respond to you. but you're not even smart enough to shut up.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-16 02:43:40
Yes, and I really only respond to you. Your brain works in a mysterious way. Despite that I enjoy riling you up, and would LOVE to see you disappear from this site. I don't rub my hands together and plot against you. I just wait for you to start a naming and shaming blog, where your scum baggery is made public. Don't you think complaining about getting a temp ban from someone misunderstanding your insinuation about being a Chimp Raper is just as idiotic as naming your team something that can be misunderstood in that way? You are the classless person on here and deserve everything you get for being such an idiot. As I quote you : to whoever reported my team 'Chimp Rapierists', congratulations, you're officially an idiot for not knowing what a rapierist is. Don't you understand that if you stand next to a Lion long enough it probably will attack you? Even Roy, from the coveted Sigmund and Roy learned that lesson the hard way. And you call me an idiot. Look in the mirror for once sister and realize that the world how you see it is a reflection of your own attitude towards it.
Posted by lizvis on 2014-05-16 04:23:30
plz never leave fumbbl keggie, your dumbz is priceless and amusing.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-16 05:09:17
#Im-rubber-you-are-glue
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-05-29 23:13:55
#disappeared
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-06-04 23:50:09
Did you leave because of my stupidity? #good-riddance
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-11-23 18:47:11
#banhammered
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-02-11 06:51:24
BILL HALEY AND THE COMETS
"See You Later Alligator"
Well, I saw my baby walkin'
With another man today
Well, I saw my baby walkin'
With another man today
When I asked her what's the matter
This is what I heard her say
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
Can't you see you're in my way now
Don't you know you cramp my style
When I thought of what she told me
Nearly made me lose my head
When I thought of what she told me
Nearly made me lose my head
But the next time that I saw her
Reminded her of what she said
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
Can't you see you're in my way now
Don't you know you cramp my style
[Instrumental Interlude]
She said, I'm sorry pretty baby
You know my love is just for you
She said, I'm sorry pretty baby
You know my love is just for you
Won't you say that you'll forgive me
And say your love for me is true
I said wait a minute 'gator
I know you meant it just for play
I said wait a minute 'gator
I know you meant it just for play
Don't you know you really hurt me
And this is what I have to say
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
See you later alligator
So long, that's all, goodbye
"See You Later Alligator"
Well, I saw my baby walkin'
With another man today
Well, I saw my baby walkin'
With another man today
When I asked her what's the matter
This is what I heard her say
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
Can't you see you're in my way now
Don't you know you cramp my style
When I thought of what she told me
Nearly made me lose my head
When I thought of what she told me
Nearly made me lose my head
But the next time that I saw her
Reminded her of what she said
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
Can't you see you're in my way now
Don't you know you cramp my style
[Instrumental Interlude]
She said, I'm sorry pretty baby
You know my love is just for you
She said, I'm sorry pretty baby
You know my love is just for you
Won't you say that you'll forgive me
And say your love for me is true
I said wait a minute 'gator
I know you meant it just for play
I said wait a minute 'gator
I know you meant it just for play
Don't you know you really hurt me
And this is what I have to say
See you later alligator
After 'while crocodile
See you later alligator
So long, that's all, goodbye
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-04-12 03:21:06
Chilliwack
"My Girl" (Gone, Gone, Gone)
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Ever since she left me
I sure feel all alone
A little misunderstanding
I can't get her on the telephone
Hanging out down on Main Street
Living in a different world
Standing around
With the gang on the corner
Talking about my girl
My girl, she was the world to me
She's gone all the way across the sea
My girl is just a memory
She been so long anyway
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
She didn't have to leave me
She didn't have to run
She didn't have to go
Without a word to anyone
I hope she's doing all right
Got no way to know
Unless she gets to hear this song
Hear it on the radio
My girl, she was the world to me
She's gone and that's a tragedy
My girl is just a memory
She been so long anyway
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
Well, I hope she gets the message
Gotta get her back you know
Gonna track her down, I'll find that girl
Gonna tell her that I love her so
Put the word on the grapevine
Spread it all around the world
Sooner or later, I know I'm gonna get her
Talkin' about my girl, my girl
My girl, my girl, my girl, my girl...
"My Girl" (Gone, Gone, Gone)
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Ever since she left me
I sure feel all alone
A little misunderstanding
I can't get her on the telephone
Hanging out down on Main Street
Living in a different world
Standing around
With the gang on the corner
Talking about my girl
My girl, she was the world to me
She's gone all the way across the sea
My girl is just a memory
She been so long anyway
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
She didn't have to leave me
She didn't have to run
She didn't have to go
Without a word to anyone
I hope she's doing all right
Got no way to know
Unless she gets to hear this song
Hear it on the radio
My girl, she was the world to me
She's gone and that's a tragedy
My girl is just a memory
She been so long anyway
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
Well, I hope she gets the message
Gotta get her back you know
Gonna track her down, I'll find that girl
Gonna tell her that I love her so
Put the word on the grapevine
Spread it all around the world
Sooner or later, I know I'm gonna get her
Talkin' about my girl, my girl
My girl, my girl, my girl, my girl...
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-07-08 05:54:10
"Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)"
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
He'll never love you, the way that I love you
'Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cry
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin'
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him, wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye
Na na na na, hey hey-hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Listen to me now
He's never near you to comfort and cheer you
When all those sad tears are fallin' baby from your eyes
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin'
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye
Na-na na-na-na na na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Hey hey-hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
He'll never love you, the way that I love you
'Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cry
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin'
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him, wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye
Na na na na, hey hey-hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Listen to me now
He's never near you to comfort and cheer you
When all those sad tears are fallin' baby from your eyes
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin'
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye
Na-na na-na-na na na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Hey hey-hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-11-08 22:32:00
#WhereYouAtz?
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-01-17 00:13:41
#CyanideTakeYou?
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-12-08 04:22:08
#AsylumPatientLizvis
Posted by keggiemckill on 2017-04-23 21:34:27
#GoneAndForgotten
Posted by Throweck on 2017-05-16 16:06:02
Keggie :)
This made me chuckle
This made me chuckle
Posted by keggiemckill on 2017-05-18 05:53:31
#OnlyTwoPeopleRememberYouButNeitherOfThemLikeYou
Posted by keggiemckill on 2019-06-05 19:32:40
#YouGone5YearsAndIOnlyCareOnceAYearToRubItIn
Posted by keggiemckill on 2019-08-28 21:07:14
https://youtu.be/Qd_5jR6DDT4
Posted by awambawamb on 2020-06-10 23:33:04
so...
Posted by JanMattys on 2020-06-12 17:55:04
I had not read this blog post before but this shit is hilarious :))))))
Thanks Keggie lol
Thanks Keggie lol
Posted by keggiemckill on 2021-08-05 04:51:12
Hey Lizvis I just wanted you to know that when I do think of you, which isn’t very often, I smirk while doing it. #EveryoneHatesYou
Posted by keggiemckill on 2023-05-06 15:08:50
https://youtube.com/shorts/A7ckoau8U14?feature=share
Posted by keggiemckill on 2024-01-04 06:57:02
What kind of creep gets kicked off of this site? 21 years, and a small handful of people have been ban hammered. I like to imagine you poking your head out of a whack a mole game at an amusement park, and Christer whacking you with a mallet sending you into whatever outhouse you crawled out of.