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2013

2013-05-13 23:35:15
rating 4.3
2013-05-02 09:54:46
rating 5.6

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2012-12-18 19:51:53
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2013-05-13 23:35:15
18 votes, rating 4.3
Naamasaw - the Saga Continues
Isn't it funny that when you are something, it bothers you in other people? Today Chainsaw and I played our GLT qualifier game. It's a bloody and surprising game with lots of surprise turnarounds - I encourage you to check it out https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3437170

I wish the chat log could be preserved, because I whined like a professional. I was saving it all up. I have to admit that I was angry at Chainsaw - fangbanger is a whiney dousche sometimes, but he's my very favorite whiney dousche. So I decided that I wanted to win. I wanted to win and I wanted to kill the po'ers. And I wanted to let Chainsaw know exactly how much I am not impressed by the 2 legend pombers, a ball carrier, and some mooks build.

Anyway, to see my opinion on the game check out the match report. I'm curious to hear from specs - too much whine? Just the right amount? He deserved it? You're a whiney dousche? Are building a clawpomb team and endless whining equally unpleasant offenses?

Feedback welcome!

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Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-05-13 23:35:38
It was a very good game.

No, it was a *great* game.

And you were | | this close to winning it.

For all your kvetching and relentless moaning and subtle insults, you completely missed the meta point. Despite you hating the damage, and my team being a bit of an axe to your scalpel, you still nearly won. That's bash vs ballers. That's elves for you, they take a beating, but can steal and stall like crazy because they're fast and agile. 1 reroll? No problem, not because you were lucky (albeit you were a *tiny* bit avoiding key turnovers all 2nd half) but because that's the way the game designers wanted it.

And they delivered. An epic match. Which, frankly, you ruined.
Posted by Kharnete on 2013-05-13 23:37:50
I didn't spec the game (something I regret now) so I can't say much about the whine thing, but I can't do anything but rate 6 for the RIPed legend.
Posted by oryx on 2013-05-13 23:38:46

Am I annoying, or are you annoyed? No one forced you to read what I was typing =) You asked if there was an "off" button. It's called your brain. Suck it up, clawpomber.

Isn't it funny when someone pitch clears you, beats you in overtime, and drops your tv permanently by 500, and then whines that you ruined their game?
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-05-13 23:39:17
I'm not gonna add any more.

However, maybe you should be playing fantasy boules.

BLOOD Bowl doesn't seem to be for you.
Posted by blader4411 on 2013-05-13 23:39:53
Hate you Oryx, take advantage of the loss to extract the stick from your Oryfice ;)
Posted by lizvis on 2013-05-13 23:54:01
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Posted by Kam on 2013-05-13 23:57:11
Rated 6 for the epic game.

I don't care about the drama.
Posted by the_Sage on 2013-05-14 00:10:14
metawhine much CS?
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2013-05-14 00:24:42
Rated 6 for the Drama.

I don't care about the Epic game ;-)
Posted by huff on 2013-05-14 00:28:10
What were the deleted comments? And I found it ironic that you found so much satisfaction in Killing the PO wight, stating even more so than victory, when you were complaint that Saws team is only about hurting.

Great match regardless... The chat made it even better, gave the specs some fodder.
Posted by the_Sage on 2013-05-14 00:29:43
"exactly how much I am not impressed by the 2 legend pombers, a ball carrier, and some mooks build."

Ehm... that necro team has full positionals. Sure, 5 of the 8 positionals were low on SPPs. Now 6 of the 8 are. ;)

It even has 7 skills on its zombies.

Check out this list:
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=pastplayers&team_id=469526

The fired guys are mainly the rookie zombies. Those that skill are kept til injured.
Posted by oryx on 2013-05-14 00:35:56
Guilty as charged Huff... Really has more to do with my general dislike of clawpomb culture, rather than chainsaw himself. He's just a very visible expression of it... We all succumb to our darker sides sometimes.

There are no deleted comments, we recommented all of them.

The level of whine surprised even me, a little. That much venom can only mean one thing... Perhaps it's time to put aside the elves and start a pomber team of my my own.

the_sage - Perhaps that isn't the goal, but that doesn't make it any more awesome
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2013-05-14 00:58:45
Pfft. Whiners gonna whine.
Posted by huff on 2013-05-14 01:01:57
well, whats up with your other blog with no title?
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-05-14 02:10:02
I'm not going to read the game report... because I hate the fecking whining. I hate it regardless of the circumstance. I'm sure you're a nice guy oryx... but you're a self-admitted whiny bitch. Why!? Maybe you were a four year old girl in a previous life...

The only game we played, you whined from the very start... and it wasn't until the dicing of my team was undeniably apparent that you let up. You ruin the game for even the most thick skinned of coaches because you feel justified in your "feelings"... yet you conveniently forget basic manners of sportsmanship.

Whiny whiny baby. Please stop, whiny baby. Would that I could send you to your room without dessert...

Rated 6 so people can see my comment :) because while you feel justified in your runny-nosed whininess, I feel justified in my ripping. Tit for tat and that's that.
Posted by Araznaroth on 2013-05-14 02:33:44
You guys! :)
I enjoyed the game even though I missed first half, gonaa watch the replay.

My views on the game, lovin' Oryx whining (to me that was a giant rant) and loving Chainsaw for going for the cleared pitch. (making perfect sense in my BLOOD Bowl fantasy)

Also have to give a shout out to Jughe Synn for residing over this case, now will justice prevail?

Check out the court hearing on my profile; http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=79842
(You'll need to scroll down abit)
Posted by oryx on 2013-05-14 03:02:06
Yeah I also see it as more of a rant than a whine. I mean, it's all whining, right? But I'd rather see a full chatbox than an empty one. No more frustrating game than the one that fredde_e destroyed my elves with his clawpomber cd and he couldn't even be bothered to chat about it because he was watching UFC. If you're going to take me apart, at least laugh about it with me!

Anyway, I like to notice luck - both good and bad. I like to think that I enjoyed and commented on my own good as well as bad luck, but hindsight is like that. Hard to say now.

I won't lie - Jeffro, you just caught me on a bad day. That game was a horrible game for the whining, and sometimes it's just like that. I'm almost always that vocal, but rarely that whiny. Sorry mate =D

Ranting about clawpomb is the price you pay for playing clawpomb imo. If we played irl the way we play on the internet, we wouldn't have anyone left to play with...
Posted by oryx on 2013-05-14 03:03:08
Word up Araznaroth! That was a hilarious post script
Posted by Purplegoo on 2013-05-14 10:04:15
I rarely watch high TV cup games, but there were no more interesting big coach - offs on at the time, so I stumbled in for twenty minutes.

It was all a bit much, to be honest. It all looked a bit like a metal breakdown; coaching, moaning, I wasn't sure if I was watching Blood Bowl or a cry for help.

Not sure, if it were me, I'd carry on making a show of myself after the game. Either of you. But I suppose it'll continue to be hideous car crash theatre if you do.
Posted by the.tok on 2013-05-14 13:21:58
I was a truly epic match.
The wizard, the 2nd half stall was epic, the riot that gave chainsaw OT... This game had it all

But you are a dirty whiner if you want my opinion.
As a spec, I don't mind, it was fun to watch, it gave me another reason to root against elves, and applause the pitch clear in OT.
If you whine that much against me, I would be quite upset though, and you would get nothing but silence.
Posted by Verminardo on 2013-05-14 15:39:20
So, let me get this straight. You are whining about a *Necro* team? That is not even min-maxed? In Ranked? In a Major? Where you lost three players? With Pro Elves? And none of them even very special? Right.

Chainsaw must be loving this.
Posted by oryx on 2013-05-15 05:04:47
It's really just the entire culture of "I don't need to play well - I'll just po!" that bothers me. It's boring =D