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#7 Elvira Bloodgorger – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#7 Elvira Bloodgorger – Smashed Knee (NI)
#16 Balthazzar Darkclaw – Broken Neck (-AG)
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A very tough match. I had some shocking rolls most of the game whereas my opponent had lots of nice rolls which is partly reflected in the final luck rolls. Whilst my opponent thought he had some bad luck in not closing out the match, I was unluckier when I rolled snake eyes and KO'd my player who was about to steal the ball at 2-1 up.
I had my Str 4 AG 5 player lose -1 AG and the apothecary failed.
I had a 2 dice block rerolled not giving any pows and then the follow up Frenzy block was 2 dice his choice and a skull came up (less than 1 in 3 chance) and I got a niggling injury on my new Witch.
However, I had the final luck that counted most... I won the coin toss in overtime!”