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The Babes started off in offence and soon had their opponents out numbered as they knocked out three Line Elves. The Babes fouled once causing a Badly Hurt on the Witch Efl with 5 AG which my opponent apothed.

The dirty fouler was sent off leaving putting some pressure on the Babes as the did not have a strong cage around the ball carrier.

The Babes were able to hold onto the ball and delayed scoring a turn to hand off to a 3 SPP Linewoman who needed a skill after killing a Dark Elf Blitzer with a block.

The Dark Elves had 2 turns to score but no rerolls and they failed a block on the line of scrimmage.

Second half the Dark Elves attacked down their left wing strongly, knocking out one defender. Their Witch Elf had the ball on the sideline with some screening players in front, but the Babes were able to force her out of bounds and knocked the ball free.

The Dark Elves recovered the ball but lost it again just one short of a TD, then rolled a Skull on their attempt to steal it back.

The Babes ran the ball towards the line of scrimmage where the Dark Elves managed to knock the ball free. The Babes recovered the ball, then did a needless risky pass that put the ball at risk again.

The Darkies were unable to recover the ball (no RR, and he failed the 2+ pick up after making about 3x 2+ dodges) and the Babes recovered the ball and scored to take a 2-0 lead.

With two turns left, the Babes got a Blitz and they caught the ball. They lost it temporarily but regained it and then failed a pass (3+ with RR) and the ball went out of bounds about 4 times across the side and back lines before ending up near the line of scrimmage heh.
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What a silly game. My opponent got a lot of Pows on me but luckily for me failed to do much injury wise whilst I knocked out 3 players and killed one with blocks in the first half.

My opponent let me push his ball carrier out of bounds with his set up and that got me the ball and with some more luck the victory as I was able to recover the ball and eventually get it upfield.

A couple of silly pass attempts by me made it harder than it had to be, but it was still a fun game overall.
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Updade/edit - fixed some typos

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