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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
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Dice
Dice rape
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Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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One of many dicerapes for my opponents in recent times.

A virus and 11 players and I still manage to get a 4-2 win.

Whilst the Doors were in a rebuilding phase, they were not an outclassed team, but a string of 1s on ball handling allowed me to get to the ball and steal it on a couple of occasions to take an unbeatable lead.

Not much that my opponent could do with all his 1s.

On a sidenote, this match saw a new record gate with 224,000 fans attending.
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