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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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The Squeakers were looking for a recovery game and foun the developing Pumpkins who wanted to try their luck.

The Squeakers gutter runners proved too effective with their speed as they stole the ball and set up scores repeatedly.

Unfortunately for the Squakers, it was not quite a recovery match as one of their Linerats was an early casualty and the apothecary was not used just in case.”