“Luck readings is out I think due to one reload? Can't recall
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A bizarre but fun game. I almost gave this one away. I was set to make a free score (no rolls required) but instead was cheeky and tried to score with another player to spread the SPP. Sure enough, I rolled two ones out of three rolls and fell over. My opponent got the ball and scored instead. So a 2 TD turnover (one less for me, one more for him).

It took a very lucky blitz at the end of the game when I was trailing 2-3 for me to save the match and salvage a draw. If I had not been so greedy earlier, I might have won the game.

To add further insult, I made no money and I lost a FF as well!

Anyway, my opponent was a fun sporting coach and I look forward to a rematch some time.
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