“::post match investigation comittee::

Investigator 1: Raimius, I have an order from the board of directors to submit your team to an official investigation. They are under suspicion of using illegal weaponry in their last match against the Nibbling Ninjas.

Raimius : Go right ahead Investigator. I have nothing to hide. But if you find no weapons, we get to beat you.

Investigator 1: Ha! With the dead and injured list from the last game, I have nothing to fear.

::some time later::
**screams heard from Executioner locker room**

Raimius marking ledger::

"unofficial casualty count for last match....

...9 + 1."
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Honestly, the Ninjas got the ref twice, though I think it was because they couldn't believe they were not throwing the Executioner players off the pitch for shear brutality. After a single foul to get the Rat Ogre out of the game, the beating ensued without fear of retaliation from the team enforcer.

Thanks to Seger for keeping a great attitude throughout the whole game. My team certainly appreciates it. Got the Executioners out of their horrible loosing streak with a flourish.”