“Game 2 - usual dross.

I came in wondering if I'd get bitch slapped by the dice again. Well after a decent start the Bulls started getting slapped about as well, so I didn't feel too bad after rolling a series of turn ending failed blocks.

No casualties, no passes that came off (one interecept, one fumbled), lots of dodges (my stand firm guys never missed one - though we only tried two :) ) and MacHeath didn't deserve the loss - both teams were woeful.

The only way I won was because of crowd pushes, thinning out the numbers of the chaos team, and even then the crowd couldn't be assed to do anything nasty, or anything at all. A bouncing ball dropped nice for me, I left the ball carrier in dumb positions to get blitzed, the blitzer dodged (came off every time near enough) to get a 2db and make me drop the ball, and it eventually (after much chasing about) fell to a Zombie who caught it on a 5, and ran in the second.

Hardly the stuff legends are made of.

After two games the Simply Gorgeous team are unskilled. Yep, they are exactly the same as they were when they formed, no skills at all.

I never had much success with Necro teams - my one and only before this had crumbly die in one game Wolves. This one is simply uninteresting - the basic things are a struggle, everything else is a laughable failure.

Good luck with the team MacHeath - you played well enough to earn the draw at least, and only dumb luck made the score 2-0, putting the game outta reach.

Hehehe those luck scores make me laugh :)”