“Da Boyz was a bit shorthanded fer dis one wit Bleg dead, and da stupid Humies from Nuln din't do us no favors in leaving da Synners completely unhurtz.

As da openin kick went down da field to start da game, we'z noticed one o' dem Vampire fans dressed up like da ref, didn't look good fer da boyz. Shaarg soon found out da hard way as a whole pile o' lunchmeatz jumped on him wile he waz down and dat Ref didn't say a word! Well, da boyz wazn't going to stand fer dat, and we quickly got da bawl down fer a tuchdown.

Filge almost gave us a chance fer anudder score before half, but he gotz tripped up running past one o' da lunchmeatz and gave dem da ball. Wit da bawl falling right into der lap, dey managed to score just before da half.

Second half starts good fer da boyz wit a Blitz! But dem Vamps used der voodoo on Filge and grabs da bawl right from under his nose! Da Synners moves da bawl down da field slowly, and wez had some chances but couldn't get to it. As da game was comin to a close Trugg makes a meerakel play and knocks one o' da lunchmeatz over da goalline...but he loozez da bawl! Da boyz crowd around hoping to keep that rottin vamp from gettin it, and sure nuff he drops it!!!

All in all, weez was lucky to get dis tie... But it's still like kissin a gobbo if ya ask me!!!”