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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-03-26 08:34:15
50k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
-
-
1
7
-
-
10
44
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#9 Iahal Uvigigax – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 Iahal Uvigigax – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
3
-
1
22
-
2
35
77
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Well my opponent really had a lot of bad luck today. He ran out of rerolls real quick both halves then failed a lot of rolls, including double skulls on my ball carrier.
That being said, he also got a lot of lucky one dice pows but luckily for me, I only suffered one KO.
I caused myself a Badly Hurt on a dodge to steal the ball (after blitzing and falttening his ball carrier). I was so annoyed at this that I used my apothecary - and it was only 4 turns into the first half or so...
Luckily for me, no more injuries came my way.
Anyways, it was a great result for my team, including 4 advances (+MA, 2 skills and a double).
My opponent certainly did not deserve the drubbing he got mainly through the dice rape that he suffered and I wish him luck in the future.”
WARNING WARNING WARNING
This match report may contain language that you find distasteful.
If you are easily offended, sensitive, have no sense of humour, or have had something tragic happen to yourself or a loved one then look away now in case you have a reaction to something in the report.
The following terms may or may not be used in the following match report:
Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Well my opponent really had a lot of bad luck today. He ran out of rerolls real quick both halves then failed a lot of rolls, including double skulls on my ball carrier.
That being said, he also got a lot of lucky one dice pows but luckily for me, I only suffered one KO.
I caused myself a Badly Hurt on a dodge to steal the ball (after blitzing and falttening his ball carrier). I was so annoyed at this that I used my apothecary - and it was only 4 turns into the first half or so...
Luckily for me, no more injuries came my way.
Anyways, it was a great result for my team, including 4 advances (+MA, 2 skills and a double).
My opponent certainly did not deserve the drubbing he got mainly through the dice rape that he suffered and I wish him luck in the future.”
First of all I was really lucky on blocks and had a lot of pows, throwing that disturbing blodger down. On the other side, I was really annoyed about the fact that they didnt get hurted and rarely KO, wich gave me the numeral advantage.
At the end of the game, I managed twice to blitz the ball carrier with 2 dices each time with a Double-Skull result, otherwise i surely became the chance to make the score 2-1 instead of 3-0
Other unlucky part of the match: my only guard player got niggled, earning the MVP after the match. I have to retire him.
Good game anyway. Nice Advcances and good luck in the future!”