“Both sides forgot to wear their armor today, as any hit that didn't result in an injury (not shown is a BH via dodge to a saurus) resulted in a ko. By the end of each half, there was only 3-4 players on each side remaining on the pitch. Saurii in particular were falling like flies, and refusing to wake up from ko on successive drives.

Although he wasn't voted game MVP, the team's newest member, Claymore the rat ogre, more than earned his place on the roster today. In his very first game, he only stopped to roar twice, never failing to send a skink to the sidelines for treatment of either an injury or knocked out. He then ended the game by scoring the third touchdown, earning his first skill after his first game. You go, boy!

Oh, and don't look now, but Sabre is very quietly becoming quite the star. We'll have to watch his future career closely...”