“Very Rarely can money not buy happiness, the billionaires on this roster know that, and this NWL round was not an exception. With a little money greasing the right palms, we were able to make the greenskins fail at damn near everything they tried to do.

Blocking seemed to only push players around, and the goblins failed to pick up the ball on more than 3 occasions. the troll attempting to throw the little blighters failed every single throw (more than 4) without ever even tossing the goblin downfield.

The only saving grace for Craft was that the goblins seemed impervious to pain. Despite being knocked over repeatedly, and braving the hungry maw of the troll niether one was injured.

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