“ Fouling, cursing, dirty, ugly elves vs women... This one's worth a comment.
When it became clear the match between dark elves and pussies is unavoidable, fans were screaming out of joy and excitement. 35K showed up!!! Having in mind that average number of fans i get is few drunk maniacs, a pitch cleaner and a homeless cat, that's a very impressive number. Scientist still researching - how 35K could fit in a rotten warehouse. Their report should show up shortly.
The coin was dropped, and the match begun. Coach of opposing team had a very succesful strategy - he delivered the posters with pictures of his players to the fans - that was the reason why fans (except the cat) refused to pay for the game after dark elves started to foul the ladies. Luckily, the cat donated 20K gold - just enough to buy the best-selling book "How to dodge and succeed with AG5". The only mistake opposing coach made was "Angelina Jolie" factor. She looked good 'till receiving the first block - the make-up went off and we all saw she's a dwarf - not amazon. Well, the ref didn't really care about it.
The main strategy for dark elves was fouling. Dark elf fouled Pamela Anderson, not realizing how dangerous silicon can be. Luckily, he avoided the possible injury, but doctors are still investigating his leg.
Most of the elves were flirting, not playing, all in all the result was 2-0.
But elves don't care about the result - they have arranged a meeting with all girls except Jennifer Aniston (who the f*ck is Aniston anyways?) in a hotel.

P.S. It is rumoured that Jennifer Aniston has her pussy cut out, so she could start to think with her head - or at least try to.
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