“It's a sad day for Weapon Masters fans, as we see the death of a legend in the making. Xbow, one of our twin str3 guard gutters, is standing before Nuffle, asking him why the *)%%)%^^&$)%) did the apo have to fail? Yes, the team was getting trashed, but that's almost normal. But when it's turn 14. you have a single job to do, and you botch it, costing the team one of the greatest players in its entire history (a history greater than half of fumbbl COMBINED)...

He (the apo) had better sleep with one eye open tonight.

I don't fault Topper the foul...the well positioned guard gutter could've helped facilitate stealing the ball. But a RIP to my best player, apo fail, when there really was no reason to even have him involved in the melee, already up 2-0, and should've been sitting way back out of harms way...if anything, I blame myself.

And the *censor* apo...”