“I've never been more insulted in my entire time playing bloodbowl than this joke of a match. Game starts out 10 chaos to 7 rats, we receive, first block BH to his guy, APO SUCCEED. He never needs the apo again.

Instead of choosing POW on my guys, he opts instead to crowdpush for a couple cas. With me down to 2 rats (or 1, as I spent half the game with) he still gangfouls every turn, rejoicing when my apo fails on a -ma and the inevitable RIP that follows.

Yet somehow, despite the fact that every single dodge I made failed, he with a single RR never failed a gfi/ball pickup, in game-long snow...somehow, I'm not a very good player. And he, being the good samaritan, wants to give me advice on how to play the game. This guy who's played all of 3 games on fumbbl, losing both before this joke, is going to give me advice on how my 7 rats, who continually fail rolls, are going to do better, despite the ton of gangfouls when I had a single player left and apo gone, and for the first time in WM history have to accept a kickoff without a single player to put on the LOS.

Yet I'm not very good, and he's only wanting to help by giving tips.

That's it, the team's retired...don't ever talk to me again, Cookie...”