“So, after losing to 'flings (no I'm not going to let them forget that) we pull out a shock win against some woodies. Bit of a game of two halves this, in the first the strip-balling wardancer made it hard for our usual running game - trying to pass with stunties failed, and then we just couldn't pick up the ball... it got worse as in the last turn the elves moved the ball the length of the field to go one up.
Nuffle smiled on us in the second though, we rolled blitz and then perfect defence allowing two turnover TDs against the increasingly depleted Neun Leben - and you can judge from the luck statistics how well his attempts to recover went...”