“Match started off in a promising fashion; scored in turn four or so. At this point the norse hooligan fans decide to make short work of our LoS, chucking rocks and invading the pitch - DDnD took more casualties from the crowd than we did from the poxy opposing team. Bit naff that, really. Then we got caught fouling someone, and were left with six people or so on pitch... Four people started the second half (and it STILL took the poxy norse four or five turns to score!), and in the end we finished up a disappointing yet respectable two all.

Our first deaths of the season - Gripe will be sorely missed (although the utility of an elf inept enough to die while dodging away from a norse lineman into a clear space is eminently debateable, even if he DID have block...), and Carp is relegated to mumbling his support next match through his broken jaw.

Still, our next match is vs un's pinky pansies, so that ought to be fine, eh? ;)”