“Brewz Brothers first game was a complete disaster, right off the bat in the first turn of the 1st half Son Ta Thai an outsourced Vietnamese lineman dies while trying to block a zombie only to return as a zombie himself and play for the opposing team.

The game then started to look better until a ghoul slipped through the tackle zone of a Blitzer twice to come and sack my ball carriering catcher. After that injuries plagued the Brewz Brothers, with SI and BH or crowd surfed guys.

Coach MachSphere couldn’t stand it any longer watching from the sidelines as the Brewz Brothers were battered and demoralized by the Undead Kryptics. He threw in the towel while his team still had players.

MachSphere acknowledges the better team of the day, it was not just luck the Kryptics played well.

Asking Lineman Nguyen Nguyen about losing a fellow player he replied “Bay giò anh Son muon an nao cua chung ta” which translates to “Now Son wants to eat our brains”.

“We were unlucky with our injuries, but the Brewz should’ve positioned them selves better to minimize these things. Kryptics were everywhere we were and kept at us, with tactics like that they soon pay off with injuries on the opposing team. I will have to consider that next game if we have one. Also maybe I should hire an apothecary. It could prove useful.”
MachSphere -- Brewz Brothers coach

“Doc, will I ever catch again?”
Loki Brewz -- Brewz Brothers Catcher

“Tôi bi dâu chan quá!” – My leg really hurts!
Em Hai -- Brewz Brothers Lineman”