“The chaos-not-so-chaos-as-chaos-themselves-dwarves ran all the way to the caves at enormous speed, all night after the game. All the time screaming and shouting. They had won their first game! And against their masters, a true chaos-horde. After one half it looked as usual. Ronndahl and Dhaktokh couldnt master the ball, and when they were bad, everyone else was. As usual. But then it happend, a rock was thrown by Stu, to old to compete, but able to hit the monster the chaosmachine had brought. And the monster had to leave for a while. And three quick touchdowns later, the match was over. Both Ronndahl and Dhaktokh had hit, run, mastered balls and done a TD each...
... but the chaos-not-so-chaos-as-chaos-themselves-dwarves did not run home because of victory. It was because the pink lovers had taught them how to dodge! Basically, the dwarves didnt think it was allowed to do such things, but the referee and the crowd loved the amazon-dancing beastmen. The chaos-not-so-chaos-as-chaos-themselves-dwarves ran home to practice in the pits!!! And they practiced all night... of course with the only result of four damaged backs and a broken nose. Groen had never liked it when someone complained of how he did things...”