“At around turn 4 I felt a 4 nil or even 5 nil thrashing coming on like a burning case of haemorhoids and me all out of soft cushions to sit on. My mummies were dead weights (boom tish), causing turnover after turnover as the dice rarely showed them its inner sanctum of POW.

Theo controlled this game from start (blitz) to finish and i felt totally outclassed and hamfisted throughout.

Gorilla monsoon was reduced to AV5 and was retired post game and Junkyard Dog, sadly, failed his regen and departed this cruel world with the clang of Dark Blackhearts fist reverberating around his empty frikking skull.

The teams first loss.

Twahnlows:

3votes: #5 Dark Blackheart - The duo of tackle/guard wights caused me no end of troubles. Dark killed JYD and gets the top points for it.

2votes: #14 Eth'el - Sure, doesnt look like he did much other than block on paper (lots of blocks), but he was a constant thorn in my side, causing me to play around him more times than not.

1vote: #6 Kill Junior - The second of the guard/tackle combo of fun. did nothing remarkable other than make my life hell and cause many tears.”