“A very rainy day for Bloodbowl. Ambiorix smashed the hand of Charles De Gaulle (a blitz-ra who regenerated.) We kicked to them, and they formed da cage, and then sat on it. We broke da cage. Cimbaules got BH by Attila (zombie.) Napoleon gave Cerethreus a BH. Cesare broke the ribs of Commontorius (who was healed by the apothecary.) Halftime - no score. Second half, Bolgios got the ball on a touchback, so he was unable to test out his new 'sure hands'. Achichorios BH de Gaulle. Bagno badly hurt Commontorius. Fergus Killed Winston Churchill (throw-ra), who was unable to regenerate. Fergus fouled Veins (skel) and badly hurt him (although he was able to regenerate.) Mango blocked Achichorios and got a fractured skull for his efforts. Attila smashed the collar bone of Bolgios, who had the ball 5 squares from the end zone. He'll never be as strong, but he will be back. All in all, a no scorin', head bashin', rollicking good time. Thanks for the game dreadloco.”