“The lads forgot what time the game started today. In fact Jeff da Maori decided he was lazy and went for a sleep first turn! He didn't come back either. Not even his mate Wong getting wasted later on could bring him back.

So we got of to a very bad start, something that has been far too common this season. Before however, we were able to maintain some grip on the game to claw back later. Today though, the rats were two fast and too agile, and by the time we got going it was 3-0 and we were already in big trouble.

Second half the rats were able to pretty much run like rats do. We endevaoured to hunt them down, and even scored a TD to get a skill for Mr Jones, but with an extremely slim chance of a win (I figured the only possibility was to permahurt badly both Storm Vermin then force a concede), the second half was pretty much an empty gesture, though we were able to put some pain on The Replacement after his third CAS.

Twahnlows:
This was a very tough set of Twahnlow votes to pick, as there were probably 5 Skaven players who were excellent - both GRs, the Thrower, the AG4 Blodger, and The Replacement all played well.

3 pts - Green Green White - what can I say, I have a thing for linos, especially Nezumi linos who put themselves at risk throughout the game, make key plays, and come out strong at the end

2 pts - Doomed - a perfect performance for this up and coming star, no mistakes in this performance.

1 pt - Damage - this unheralded lineman lived up to his name, snotting Jeff da Maori early and preventing the ogres from swamping the rats.”