“Due to a very late breakfast the whole team started of a little slow and the squishies took advantage of this and suprised us all with a touchdown. After the kickoff Nobbla finally got his chainsaw up and running and helped out to mash a way through the squishy defense and Bubb finally scored the equaliser in the last turn of the first half. Fungus was swinging around and babbling to himself most of the time and didn't help out where much.

Appearantly the referee had been paid by dirty snotling-money by the squishies because neither Nobbla or Fungus was allowed to keep playing after the first half. Instead we had to squash all the squishies by hand and then Bubb could score another goal. In the end a squishy dropped the ball and everyone was very happy except Shortbread who is now the weakest gobbo we have ever known.”