“The Elfland Hawks entered their first Premiere contest with a bit of trepidation. The crowd was large. The opposition, was supposed to be tough. They were certainly rich.

The Chaos Dwarves won the kickoff and elected to recieve considering if they could pound the elves into the dirt early they would not be able to counterscore. The only catch is you must score yourself. A bungled block and the dodgey elves took their opportunity to pounce. Even then luck would allow Da_Todfatha to think he could recover from his own poor coaching before realizing that you cannot recover from poor coaching with more poor coaching.

The 2nd half was interesting, with a score from the CD's and a pitch invasion that left only 2 elfs standing but alas it was not to be and the short hairy billionaires start season 6 with a losing record. Next up, Taste the Waste.”