“A good solid outing on both sides. Early luck on the True North Demagogues field led them to arrogantly ignore defense once up two nil. The pendulum swing of the Great Nuffle's favour reversed, they allowed their opponents to tie. Sir John A Macdonald proclaims the tie a victory for his side, seeing as how the spread favoured Tain Shari by one touchdown. He then strolled away and got into an Aston Morgrimm Convertible Battle Chariot. Some eagle-eyed reporters spotted the price sheet still affixed to the driver-side wheel-well...

But still, the match surely sharpened the skills of many on the field. The crowd apprieciated the foul-fest approaching half-time, even if the players at the bottom of the gang-boot did not.”