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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-03-20 19:29:52
60k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
1
-
1
13
-
-
29
33
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
2
-
1
10
-
2
22
55
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“And at last AIK got to take the field after their somewhat disappointing WO-win in the first round. And what a game it was, filled with excitement, violence, daring plays, and of course disastrous failures...
It all started fine, with a pleasant crowd waiting in atticipation, and even the weather was perfect for a nice game. And then came the kick-off, and all players started running around like blind chickens. Though after roughly 20 min the referees decided to start over the game since some dolt had filled the ball with lead marbles. How come none of the players had noticed that up to then is somewhat of a mystery... An audible sigh could be heard from the spectators as they realised they had to watch the spectacle all over again.
The 2nd try went somewhat better, even though many players complained about a greased ball. AIK managed to put some pressure on the germans and seemed on the verge to break through when a somewhat misdirected pass landed right on a confused Borussia player. And that the referee didn't see the crystal clear off-side is beyond me!
Never the less, 1-0 Borrusia, and the swedes now started to lose heart.
After that they never really stood a chance, and from then on practically all that they attempted failed. A last minute goal from the german team finalized the score at 2-0, a devastating blow to the swedes who entered the game in high spirits... Humiliated and ashamed they returned to their hotel, where they no doubt would get a good flogging from their coach.
As a funny side note I might add that even though they performed so poorly, an increase in sales of season tickets were noticed after the game. After asking these new fans what compelled them to purchase these season tickets the most common answer was: they really suck, and I love to laugh...”
It all started fine, with a pleasant crowd waiting in atticipation, and even the weather was perfect for a nice game. And then came the kick-off, and all players started running around like blind chickens. Though after roughly 20 min the referees decided to start over the game since some dolt had filled the ball with lead marbles. How come none of the players had noticed that up to then is somewhat of a mystery... An audible sigh could be heard from the spectators as they realised they had to watch the spectacle all over again.
The 2nd try went somewhat better, even though many players complained about a greased ball. AIK managed to put some pressure on the germans and seemed on the verge to break through when a somewhat misdirected pass landed right on a confused Borussia player. And that the referee didn't see the crystal clear off-side is beyond me!
Never the less, 1-0 Borrusia, and the swedes now started to lose heart.
After that they never really stood a chance, and from then on practically all that they attempted failed. A last minute goal from the german team finalized the score at 2-0, a devastating blow to the swedes who entered the game in high spirits... Humiliated and ashamed they returned to their hotel, where they no doubt would get a good flogging from their coach.
As a funny side note I might add that even though they performed so poorly, an increase in sales of season tickets were noticed after the game. After asking these new fans what compelled them to purchase these season tickets the most common answer was: they really suck, and I love to laugh...”
"Fantastic game. I got to knock out Mats Rubarth, who was edging dangerously close to our endzone and I just can't stand that, and I later beat Nicklas Carlsson to a bloody pulp. Although the Naggaroth players seemed somewhat pissed after I had sent Rubarth off the pitch, taking their revenge on Worms and Berti by smacking the snot out of the poor sods. Still, even after seeing Christians ugly swollen face and Bertis now misshapen nose, I'd do it all over again!"
--- Willi Burgmeier, Borussia Lineman
"I honestly don't know how we won this game. I was hoping you guys from the press could explain to me. That's your job after all, isn't it? We win games and afterwards you tell us why, we lose and you tell us how badly we really sucked. All I know is that Kristof threw the ball to me and missed and it bounced around a bit, and bounced around some more, and then bounced right into my outstretched hands. It doesn't exactly count as a completed pass but I went and scored the touchdown all the same."
--- Bastian Kehlkopf, Borussia Lineman
"I want to thank the jury for the award, and, truly, catching a handoff while covered by a defender and then dodging free from my marker deserves some kind of recognition when an old, clumsy-handed Lineman such as me does it, but I think our Most Valuable Player today was, without a doubt, Kristof Metzger for keeping us in the game with his safe handling off the ball and his assists on both touchdowns."
--- Juergen Keiler, Borussia Lineman (MVP)
" I'm hearing rumours he has been whisked off to test for doping because some suspect he has injected himself elf blood prior to the game... but I can say right here and now that is bullshit! Kristof never doped. If anything he used glue on his glove, wooops, said too much!"
--- Andreas Mueller, Borussia Blitzer”