“Felt sorry for Mephiston when the girls were this good and his dice were that poor... Smelling salts and iron man were the Cold Heart Warriors handicaps.. Iron Man went on the Saurus.

First block of the game saw off a lizardman with a niggle... and his dice just fell apart from there. I did manage to apoth a foul induced injury soon after which I think made him feel a little better.

The girls really didn't do anything wrong as the lizards rolled push backs... and another lizardman went out of the game when both downs were rolled...

Sorry for the dice Mephiston... hope you have more luck next round.. but will be tough with a few players out - maybe time to hire a couple of freebooters!”