“A 2 – 0 victory for Real Sociedead over league newcomers, Orcford United FC, was heralded as a practice game for the up coming grudge match against Bristol Reavers. Coach, SeraphimRed, known to friends as Sera, said – “I can’t wait to wipe the smile from coach Pythrr’s face!”. He was promptly reminded by star plarer Karla Larburu that Pythrr hadn’t smiled in over seven years.

But focussing back on the game, Orcford played a good game despite being outnumbered from the offset, and a plight that was further compounded by two further casualties early on that had coach Lucky biting his nails in trepidation.

Despite going 1 – 0 down in the first half the green march did manage a break deep into the opposing half to threaten a tie, but their lack of speed couldn’t take them behind the Real defence and the ball carrier was promptly put down, and from there it was a simple trot to the end zone for Gerardo García.”