“Everything looked very well for the watermelons before the match. Lots of skills like diving tackle to fight skilles gobbos, the oppo only had one rerroll, and we started a winning streak in the last match (which prematurely ended today).

Then, suddenly, the fall of the Fanatic in the KO box was the sign for the rest of the team to take thier fists to a walk against their foes. The Beaters did what they are known for: Beat me. That, and the thing that the ref wasn't wearing his eagle-eye glasses (not even his pidgeon-eye glasses, sadly), left the watermelons with no players in the field in the second half.

With little more to do than eating his teammates, Sorg the Trollabandoned the pitch to start eating KOed gobbos, who were far more static and ready-to-be-eaten.

All in all it was a funny game, and G_Force played well. So congrats on the victory, and may your chainsaws cut off many heads now that I'm out of your way.

PS.- Another point for kill! woohoo!”