“Well, the team truly showed its colours today - they got off to a flying start, taking 3 opposing players off the pitch within seconds of the kickoff! The two beasts continued the onslaught, brutalising the thralls whilst the turdlings dazzled the fans with heroic displays of bravery by delaying the wrath of the vampire lord. Opposing coaches continue to throw accusations of flukery, but the team know better, their dedication to a punishing training schedule is starting to pay dividends. Just one question remains..... can anyone stop the turds?”
#3 Blood Lust – Dead (RIP) #15 Lost Cause – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“Got dice raped, beasts went 1 for 22 for not rolling a 1 all game. without tackle they rolled pow after pow when i had block/dodge on them. He had 2 1D pow injuries, and he rarely stunned as i usually had 5 guys on the pitch.
Well at least i only lost 1 guy, not too bad considering i didn't do much most of the hour and a half long game.
The opposing Coach was fun. Another stunty game in the books that went weird for me.”
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