“Played against the worlds biggest cry baby.

The game started out with me being lucky (second block was a kill, third was a badly hurt). So I was subsequently told to stop hurting him (rolls were incredibly high regardless of claw). The next few turns I had to wade through constant whining and moaning about the dice. So I threw a linerat into the crowd and he was niggled, bringing a torrent of angry curses.

I scored on turn 8 first half and we went into the second half with me leading 1-0. Basically I went through 4 more turns of him saying how lucky I am, even though his own luck went crazy and he scored 2 touchdowns with really good rolls. Including throwing the ball to his rat ogre. I knock him down, he stands up and blitzes for 1 dice, frenzies and knocks a werewolf into the crowd. The ball happens to land beside his thrower in the open. Picks up and throws to GR, touchdown. His knockout didn't come out though, bringing more whining. I said nothing and waited for my opportunity to kill. I went after his good players simply to try and shut him up.

As luck would have it, I killed his VLL Gutter Runner on turn 7 second half, bringing a smile to my face and a new zombie to my team. This could not be any better. I then scored and the game was over.

My advice to anyone and everyone reading this. Do not play Storxx unless you want to sit through angry whining all game. Hopefully Wuhan or Deathgerbil will play him and put him out of his misery. But hopefully, I did a small part in the hopes he retires his team and or account on Fumbbl.

'Nuff said.”