“What can not always be counted on is sure handed throwers bobbling the ball when they go to pick it up or a fumble by the same thrower with strong arm and accurate. Please call it luck all you like, but they say luck is the residue of good design. My wide spread tackle skill was as telling as any die roll.

But enjoy your cup of sour grapes. Your cries are music to my ears after you being on the good side of so many such affairs.

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Ace Cabal Sports Network reporter Candy Spice caught up with long time Prague Impaler hurler Drew Bleedsome and asked him about the comments of Gladius Argentum coach Jeremy Craft calling his bomb to Deek Cooper "luck".

Drew Bleedsome: "A little elf boy makes that throw and they act like he should have made it all along. Mork reached down in my den when I was a whelp and turned my left arm into a thunder bolt. I was spawned to make throws like that one. I had some troubles starting out, but when it was on the line I reached back and fired the rock where it needed to go better than any little sissy elf boy. That git Craft is just feeling sore because his boys are on the downhill side of prime. The sun has set on the Gladius Argentum...

It's our turn now."”