“Well it was a great match for the Dead Boys Under 21 squad as they lined up against a horde of lizards coached by Deathboy13... unfortunately for Deathboy it was a case of Death by name and death on the pitch as the loss of two lizards happened on the turf.

The Kroxigor and a lowly Skink bit the dust but in what incredible style! The Kroxigor took a pop at one of the Dead Boys Mummies misjudging the strike and catching the sturdy helmet of the Mummy... reeling in pain as the Kroxigor doubled over clutching at his hand he impaled himself on the Mummy's helmet spike killing him instantly... nothing the poor apoth could do.

The Skink was attempting some incredible acrobatics and it all ended in blood and tears when a failed dodge saw the Skink fall over onto the ball and died as a result of a broken neck sustained during the awkward fall.

The Dead Boys managed to grab three TDs during the mayhem and Deathboy13 gave up half way through the second with the lizards playing dead on the field in an attempt to stop the carnage.

The Dead Boys grab a few vital points to keep their league quest alive... (excuse the pun)”