“Tama worked the ball industriously down the field, and a fine pass connected with Kalimash deep. However idiocy cost a touchdown late in the first half, as Kalimash failed to score immediately. Uzani suffered a career ending knee injury in the melee before halftime.

Entering the second half, only seven Tama players were ready, and things looked grim. Walker struggled to find the ball, but finally got it away for a pass to Tjadydy. Mirab caught the streaking skeleton, but was dismantled by Striker, and the Coffin Weaklings went on to score.

Perfect defense on the ensuing kickoff led to a quick turnover, and beastmen littered the turf. A touchdown eventually was the result.”