“OBBA rund2
Da boss hired dis mean gobbo ta elp uz owt in dis game. 'E woz reely hard an' 'ad dis kool chainsaw. Da boss had also made sure da fizioferapy or wotever itz called, ya know, da hozpital room..well he made sure it was infekted wiv MRZA or sumink.
But it woz no gud. Da teem dat played dem before must a bin poofs or somink so dey neva got infected.
Da boyz dun reely gud dis time with saws buzzin, trolls smashin and Reagan stompin. Reagan stomped on dis zons head an' boy, I woz sure she woz ded but dere medic sorted er owt.
We almost eqalized at da end of da firzt alf but da boyz ad to pazz to do it. Dey aint no gud when it cumz ta pazzing.
In da secund alf we dun even better but dere woz only a few of da boyz left, we got within two squares of dere end zone.
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